August 10th, 2007
|09:09 am - Friday's Alright for Fighting|
It's Friday fun time, you guys!
I want you start a flame war in my journal. Multiple, if possible. Call each other names! Insult each other's intelligence! Leave dickish anonymous comments! It's time to get our ya-ya's out.
Suggested topics of flaming include:
The cinematic merit of Rush Hour 3ScientologyNicole Kidman's hairThe proper pronunciation of "crotch" and "watch"Your favorite/least-favorite TV show/movie/comic/book/band/monkeyHow much aprilbegins sucks for visiting the Office setThe accuracy of WikipediaThe color scheme of someone's iconEnchiladasThe results of the following poll:
What is the best Shakespeare play of ALL TIME???
Henry VI, Part II
The Two Gentlemen of Verona
The Tragical History of Doctor Faustus
Remember: if we sit by and comment peacefully, the terrorists have already won.
Current Mood: silly
Current Music: Guster - G Major
|Date:||August 10th, 2007 04:12 pm (UTC)|| |
You know, if you really want a fight, you should go play in efw
Also, what kind of dork uses an *Elton John* song to encourage people to fight with each other? Everyone knows that the only macho EJ song is Rocket Man, and only then because Nick Cage namedropped it in the Rock (best 3am movie ever).
And I don't care about Elton John! I was making a reference to GILMORE GIRLS
, I'll have you know.
Also, The Rock
sucks ass.P.S. I actually love it.
|Date:||August 10th, 2007 04:25 pm (UTC)|| |
I'm watching a Firefly marathon! FIREFLY IS THE AWESOME. Wash has been in a firefight. Or a fire. Or actually he was fired... from a fry cook opportunity. Jayne will be in his bunk. No power in the 'verse can stop River.
(Okay, let's just see someone disagree with that.)
Enchiladas are yummy. Unless they have onions.
Your televisual and musical likes leave quite a bit to be desired, therefore you appear foolish in the eyes of others. As do all who agree with you.
Firefly? Veronica Mars? Buffy? Guster? Gilmore Girls? Morgan Webb? Psssh - all are the refuge of fools and charlatans.
As for your personal endevours? Well, "good" "sir", they cause me to bury you under an avalanche of derisive howls, and anyone who wastes time congratulating you for such things, they plum just smell bad and shall wind up selling bags of oranges under the overpass near the airport.
And I defy anyone, ANYONE, to find fault within my arguments.
(Good enough flames?)
That is the worst Shakespeare poll I've ever seen in my life!
Everyone knows that Moulin Rouge is the BEST SHAKESPEARE PLAY OF ALL TIME! You stupidhead!
No!!! ONCE MORE, WITH FEELING, turdbrain!
Crotch and watch totally rhyme.
Duh, of course they do - what kind of semi-retarded inbred hillbilly Democrat would pronounce them in any other way? I mean, COME ON!
How dare you put a play of Marlowe into a Shakespeare poll? Marlowe was a genius cut off too early! He would have become way more famous than Shakespeare, who was only a hack, and probably not even one person, but a cooperation of hacks!
(Is this what you had in mind?)
Marlowe was a smug bastard and deserved to die!
Didn't you ever see the totally true historic biopic Shakespeare in Love?!
Way to choose all the very worst Shakespeare plays for your poll. All that TV must have skewed your perception of what actually constitutes art.
At least I have a TV. I pity you and your inability to see the genius of Titus Andronicus.
And don't you get me started on Nicole Kidman's hair, either. What kind of lameass weave is she trying to get away with. And if you like it, then surely you must like enchiladas with onions.
Nicole Kidman's hair is made of magic and sunshine and if Harry Potter was real, her hair would be used for the core of the greatest magical wands ever made in the history of history!
Well, PC, that poll of yours just lacks credibility because who in the world reads the damn histories of Shakespeare? COME ON!
You should know that public schools can get students to read nothing other than Romeo and Juliet or maybe Hamlet.
I was forced to read Macbeth, you ill-informed model train enthusiast!
You, Cow, are no Nicole Kidman.
Once I spent a whole night vomiting enchiladas. True story.
Also, Wikepedia is totally inaccurate. They say homeopathy doesn't work.
Get your cyanide pills away from me, devil woman!
|Date:||August 10th, 2007 05:29 pm (UTC)|| |
lol what a stupid idea. u need 2 get a life.
You need to get a dictionary!
Are you fucking kidding me with that bullshit poll? Richard III is the best of Shakespeare's work. Period.
No one wants to read about dudes with humps.
Hey, everybody knows the best Shakespeare play was Loves Labours Found
. Or, wait, maybe it was that one about that time traveling dude and his female companion fighting witches or something, what was it called?
Also, you're abrasive and off-putting. You try to say pithy things, but your wit is a hindrance... so therefore nothing is provacative, it's just mixed metaphors. You're penmanship is atrocious. Also, you dress in the style of a male prostitute.