I want you start a flame war in my journal. Multiple, if possible. Call each other names! Insult each other's intelligence! Leave dickish anonymous comments! It's time to get our ya-ya's out.
Suggested topics of flaming include:
What is the best Shakespeare play of ALL TIME???
Henry VI, Part II
The Two Gentlemen of Verona
Timon of Athens
The Tragical History of Doctor Faustus
Remember: if we sit by and comment peacefully, the terrorists have already won.