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June 29th, 2007


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05:00 pm - I'd Like to Test That Theory
The interesting thing about toothpaste is that, while it seems to exist in some sort of phase between liquid and solid while in the tube, it loses almost all elasticity when pressed vigorously against one's teeth. It is as if it can only hold itself together for so long before exploding in dental bliss. And it only gets a few seconds to do its work on the teeth, a few precious seconds to experience a proper life outside the tube before it's spit into the drain to be mixed with untold, indescribable sludge. The mayfly has it better.
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Date:July 2nd, 2007 04:00 pm (UTC)

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I love lemons. I sometimes neglect the teeth brushing, but lemon-flavoured toothpaste might be able to change that. Heh. I wonder where one may be able to procure such a brand.

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