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Smallville 4x19 Blank: Commentary by Fish and Cow

So our Reefer Madness commentary was a hit. It even got metaquoted. In contrast, only like five people cared about our Patience commentary. But I decided snarking on the show with fishinginthemud was the only way to make watching Smallville tolerable, so here we are again.

FishingInTheMud (10:11:01 PM): you ungrateful bitch!
Spectral Bovine (10:11:28 PM): Does metal really make that sound when it bends?
FishingInTheMud (10:21:17 PM): his intestines would fuck them right
FishingInTheMud (10:31:29 PM): I REMEMBER FLANNEL
FishingInTheMud (10:31:53 PM): did joss whedon write this?
Spectral Bovine (10:37:51 PM): STOP WIPING CHLOE.
Spectral Bovine (10:42:09 PM): "Wah wah wah something happened with kryptonite or dogs or tomatoes or something."

Our commentary may or may not be better than the actual episode.

Spectral Bovine (10:00:08 PM): I don't feel very snarky.
Spectral Bovine (10:00:14 PM): This will be interesting.
FishingInTheMud (10:00:15 PM): me neither
FishingInTheMud (10:00:18 PM): heh
FishingInTheMud (10:00:51 PM): ready?
Spectral Bovine (10:01:00 PM): Hold on.
Spectral Bovine (10:01:45 PM): All right, go.
FishingInTheMud (10:01:52 PM): ok
Spectral Bovine (10:02:02 PM): Let's look down Lois' shirt.
Spectral Bovine (10:02:06 PM): Jem!
FishingInTheMud (10:02:10 PM): she's in pink!
Spectral Bovine (10:02:11 PM): They're playing Jem! It's "24"!
FishingInTheMud (10:02:19 PM): i forgot how colorful this show is
Spectral Bovine (10:02:32 PM): Whoa, special effects.
FishingInTheMud (10:02:47 PM): hey, it's not veronica
Spectral Bovine (10:03:17 PM): It's Logan's car!
Spectral Bovine (10:03:22 PM): Well, it's yellow enough.
Spectral Bovine (10:03:45 PM): AAAAH WE'RE INSIDE CLARK'S BRAAAAAIN.
FishingInTheMud (10:03:51 PM): there's too much going on!
FishingInTheMud (10:04:05 PM): it didn't hurt him at all!
FishingInTheMud (10:04:06 PM): yay!
Spectral Bovine (10:04:18 PM): Same old Clark.
Spectral Bovine (10:04:20 PM): Dumb as a post.

FishingInTheMud (10:04:28 PM): aww, pretty lex
Spectral Bovine (10:04:32 PM): Aww, pretty Chloe.
FishingInTheMud (10:04:34 PM): and chloevage
FishingInTheMud (10:04:38 PM): and lionel!
Spectral Bovine (10:04:39 PM): Flippy hair.
FishingInTheMud (10:04:45 PM): it's been so long, man
FishingInTheMud (10:04:55 PM): remy zero missed us

Spectral Bovine (10:05:08 PM): That's a snazzy car for a high school student.
Spectral Bovine (10:05:24 PM): It's so clean.
Spectral Bovine (10:05:49 PM): Clark totally remembers the cows. Long nights, bright mornings.
FishingInTheMud (10:06:02 PM): and dear old dad
Spectral Bovine (10:06:30 PM): Just break open the door.
FishingInTheMud (10:06:53 PM): heh
FishingInTheMud (10:07:01 PM): it was stuck
Spectral Bovine (10:07:15 PM): Some freak wind.
Spectral Bovine (10:07:17 PM): Bo farted.
Spectral Bovine (10:07:36 PM): Clark has amnesia, like, every week!
FishingInTheMud (10:07:42 PM): seriously
FishingInTheMud (10:07:45 PM): why is anyone surprised?
Spectral Bovine (10:08:08 PM): Why didn't Lois lose all her memory?
FishingInTheMud (10:08:16 PM): lois is smarter than clark
Spectral Bovine (10:08:17 PM): Oh wait, kryptonite.
FishingInTheMud (10:08:29 PM): clark's hold on his memory is shaky at best
Spectral Bovine (10:08:34 PM): She'd better not be related to you.
Spectral Bovine (10:08:41 PM): That might make the future a little...icky.
Spectral Bovine (10:08:50 PM): Lana? Already? Shit.
FishingInTheMud (10:08:56 PM): lana!
FishingInTheMud (10:09:01 PM): i'm so excited to see you!
FishingInTheMud (10:09:13 PM): and your sugar daddy boyfriend
FishingInTheMud (10:09:27 PM): has he gotten into her pants yet?
Spectral Bovine (10:09:40 PM): No, Lana's crotch is protected.
Spectral Bovine (10:09:48 PM): By Al and Miles.
FishingInTheMud (10:09:51 PM): she has a wall like lex's
Spectral Bovine (10:10:03 PM): Everything is about Clark!
Spectral Bovine (10:10:09 PM): TOO MANY SECRETS.
Spectral Bovine (10:10:13 PM): SETEC ASTRONOMY.
FishingInTheMud (10:10:23 PM): thecreth and lieth
Spectral Bovine (10:10:31 PM): Get back here, woman!
FishingInTheMud (10:10:32 PM): ONCE IN A LIFETIME
Spectral Bovine (10:10:41 PM): Beat her up!
Spectral Bovine (10:10:43 PM): Like the horse!
FishingInTheMud (10:10:43 PM): yay!
FishingInTheMud (10:10:46 PM): woo!
FishingInTheMud (10:10:52 PM): go jason
FishingInTheMud (10:10:58 PM): i didn't even try to have sex with you!
FishingInTheMud (10:11:01 PM): you ungrateful bitch!
Spectral Bovine (10:11:10 PM): Clark is in blue and red. Hmm.
FishingInTheMud (10:11:15 PM): hee hee
FishingInTheMud (10:11:18 PM): chloe's kinky
Spectral Bovine (10:11:28 PM): Does metal really make that sound when it bends?
FishingInTheMud (10:11:43 PM): it does in almilesville
Spectral Bovine (10:12:05 PM): Also, everything shatters into a million pieces when Clark touches it.
Spectral Bovine (10:12:10 PM): YES YOU ARE AN ALIEN CLARK.
Spectral Bovine (10:12:32 PM): Most people take it upon themselves to be self-appointed anything.
FishingInTheMud (10:12:35 PM): aww
Spectral Bovine (10:12:36 PM): That's why it's self-appointed.
FishingInTheMud (10:12:39 PM): chloe so wants to tap that
FishingInTheMud (10:12:40 PM): still
FishingInTheMud (10:12:44 PM): get over it, chloe
Spectral Bovine (10:12:59 PM): It's sad. Poor Chloe.
FishingInTheMud (10:13:01 PM): he has the pinkest cheeks ever
FishingInTheMud (10:13:04 PM): so does she
FishingInTheMud (10:13:08 PM): it's like they have acne
Spectral Bovine (10:13:09 PM): She has the pinkest lipstick ever.
Spectral Bovine (10:13:13 PM): It's pinker than Lana's.
FishingInTheMud (10:13:16 PM): seriously
FishingInTheMud (10:13:24 PM): aww
FishingInTheMud (10:13:28 PM): she'd never betray you clark!
Spectral Bovine (10:13:30 PM): Chloevage!
FishingInTheMud (10:13:32 PM): have sex with her!
FishingInTheMud (10:13:43 PM): whoa
Spectral Bovine (10:13:48 PM): X-ray cookies!
FishingInTheMud (10:13:52 PM): that's a lot of chloevage
FishingInTheMud (10:13:59 PM): and cookie chips
Spectral Bovine (10:14:06 PM): Ha ha ha.
Spectral Bovine (10:14:14 PM): X-ray Chloevage!
FishingInTheMud (10:14:15 PM): heh
FishingInTheMud (10:14:17 PM): HA
FishingInTheMud (10:14:21 PM): that's awesome
FishingInTheMud (10:14:30 PM): she's all self-conscious
Spectral Bovine (10:14:34 PM): Yeah, but Chloe's weird.
Spectral Bovine (10:14:44 PM): HA HA HA.
FishingInTheMud (10:14:45 PM): coming-out party
Spectral Bovine (10:15:08 PM): The subtext is rapidly becoming text.
Spectral Bovine (10:15:20 PM): Lana again?
Spectral Bovine (10:15:25 PM): Wait, he remembers Lana?
FishingInTheMud (10:15:27 PM): clark's straight again
FishingInTheMud (10:15:28 PM): dammit
Spectral Bovine (10:15:30 PM): He is preternaturally attracted to Lana?
FishingInTheMud (10:15:35 PM): oh, what the hell
Spectral Bovine (10:15:36 PM): Eyejaculation!
FishingInTheMud (10:15:44 PM): she is NOT THAT HOT
FishingInTheMud (10:15:46 PM): good lord
Spectral Bovine (10:15:48 PM): God, fuck, she is not that hot.
Spectral Bovine (10:15:57 PM): Okay, you typed faster.
FishingInTheMud (10:16:06 PM): poor chloe
FishingInTheMud (10:16:12 PM): stop it, alfuckingmiles
Spectral Bovine (10:16:18 PM): I'll take you over her any day, Chloe!
FishingInTheMud (10:16:22 PM): seriously

Spectral Bovine (10:16:23 PM): What?
Spectral Bovine (10:16:25 PM): Pictures of Lana?
Spectral Bovine (10:16:33 PM): Stop the insanity!
Spectral Bovine (10:16:43 PM): "This is a door."
FishingInTheMud (10:16:57 PM): this is a lois
Spectral Bovine (10:17:04 PM): "Lois is not a door."
FishingInTheMud (10:17:21 PM): no, that's your brain, clark
Spectral Bovine (10:17:39 PM): Lois is speaking in metaphors.
Spectral Bovine (10:17:40 PM): Whoa.
Spectral Bovine (10:17:45 PM): His gut can't speak.
FishingInTheMud (10:17:45 PM): clark doesn't get it
Spectral Bovine (10:17:49 PM): It's intestinal.
FishingInTheMud (10:18:00 PM): is he five years old?
FishingInTheMud (10:18:06 PM): i fight with her, so i must not like her
Spectral Bovine (10:18:06 PM): He has super intestines!
FishingInTheMud (10:18:14 PM): ewww
Spectral Bovine (10:18:26 PM): WHY IS EVERY EPISODE ABOUT LANA?!?!
FishingInTheMud (10:18:38 PM): in clark's head there's only her now
Spectral Bovine (10:18:49 PM): Clark and Lana Clark and Lana GOOD GOD MAN.
Spectral Bovine (10:19:04 PM): I wonder if the fandom actually writes Clark/Lana fanfic.
FishingInTheMud (10:19:10 PM): they don't fucking need to
FishingInTheMud (10:19:15 PM): that's the whole fucking show
Spectral Bovine (10:19:17 PM): It'd be funny if there was none at all.
FishingInTheMud (10:19:31 PM): it's the shitty shows that get all the really good fanfic
Spectral Bovine (10:19:45 PM): Wait, what did he do?
FishingInTheMud (10:19:46 PM): man, everyone is so RED in this one
Spectral Bovine (10:19:57 PM): Break her heart?
Spectral Bovine (10:20:01 PM): Steal her virginity?
FishingInTheMud (10:20:05 PM): ok, what the hell are they saying?
Spectral Bovine (10:20:06 PM): Tear her dress?
FishingInTheMud (10:20:09 PM): i can't keep my eyes open
Spectral Bovine (10:20:14 PM): How many times have they tried to go out?
FishingInTheMud (10:20:25 PM): i don't think they should ever talk about it
Spectral Bovine (10:20:32 PM): Give it up! You two are more of a train wreck than Veronica.
FishingInTheMud (10:20:38 PM): dammit, chloe
FishingInTheMud (10:20:42 PM): he's not worth it
FishingInTheMud (10:20:47 PM): listen to lois
Spectral Bovine (10:20:48 PM): Threesome with Lois and Chloe. Better idea.
FishingInTheMud (10:20:56 PM): he doesn't deserve them
FishingInTheMud (10:20:59 PM): he wouldn't know what to do with them
FishingInTheMud (10:21:08 PM): now this guy on the other hand
Spectral Bovine (10:21:08 PM): But his super gut would know.
Spectral Bovine (10:21:15 PM): Kevin!
FishingInTheMud (10:21:17 PM): his intestines would fuck them right
Spectral Bovine (10:21:20 PM): What are you doing here?
FishingInTheMud (10:21:20 PM): kevin!
Spectral Bovine (10:21:23 PM): Come on!
Spectral Bovine (10:21:27 PM): Get a second dimension!
Spectral Bovine (10:21:35 PM): Be more than a Kryptovillain!
Spectral Bovine (10:21:40 PM): Oh. The angst.
FishingInTheMud (10:21:41 PM): don't worry about him
FishingInTheMud (10:21:43 PM): he'll be fine
FishingInTheMud (10:21:52 PM): after what he did, he doesn't deserve help
FishingInTheMud (10:22:00 PM): god, this episode is boring
Spectral Bovine (10:22:05 PM): It really, really is.
Spectral Bovine (10:22:27 PM): Omar gave it a B+, though.
Spectral Bovine (10:22:30 PM): Maybe it gets better.
FishingInTheMud (10:22:42 PM): ooooh
FishingInTheMud (10:22:45 PM): chloe's a bad girl
FishingInTheMud (10:22:50 PM): she must die now
Spectral Bovine (10:22:55 PM): Noooo!!
Spectral Bovine (10:22:58 PM): She already did that.
Spectral Bovine (10:23:02 PM): And I cried.
FishingInTheMud (10:23:05 PM): aww
FishingInTheMud (10:23:06 PM): me too
FishingInTheMud (10:23:12 PM): last time i cared about anything on this show
Spectral Bovine (10:23:21 PM): He lost a son.
Spectral Bovine (10:23:24 PM): How sad.
Spectral Bovine (10:23:26 PM): Clark is sorry.
FishingInTheMud (10:23:26 PM): TO KEVIN
FishingInTheMud (10:23:29 PM): THAT ASSHOLE
Spectral Bovine (10:23:38 PM): Clark cares when people die.
FishingInTheMud (10:23:43 PM): he's superman
FishingInTheMud (10:23:45 PM): he has to care
Spectral Bovine (10:23:54 PM): Clark is bewildered.
Spectral Bovine (10:24:03 PM): Lois is snooping.
FishingInTheMud (10:24:05 PM): lois doesn't care
Spectral Bovine (10:24:11 PM): Chloe is concerned.
FishingInTheMud (10:24:20 PM): about clarky
FishingInTheMud (10:24:26 PM): super-wheaties?
Spectral Bovine (10:24:36 PM): Oh, Clark is in Brooklyn.
Spectral Bovine (10:24:42 PM): Okay, no cows in Brooklyn.
FishingInTheMud (10:24:43 PM): mooo
Spectral Bovine (10:24:47 PM): But he totally overshot. Idiot.
FishingInTheMud (10:24:50 PM): heh
Spectral Bovine (10:24:53 PM): He was drawn to the cows.
FishingInTheMud (10:24:56 PM): he ran to iowa or something
Spectral Bovine (10:25:01 PM): The cows are a clue!
FishingInTheMud (10:25:02 PM): or wherever there are more cows

Spectral Bovine (10:25:26 PM): Aha.
FishingInTheMud (10:25:31 PM): lex!
Spectral Bovine (10:25:37 PM): The obligatory Let's Use Lex for Information and/or Money scene.
FishingInTheMud (10:25:51 PM): to screw you
Spectral Bovine (10:26:10 PM): Ooh.
Spectral Bovine (10:26:13 PM): Chloe is fucking awesome.
Spectral Bovine (10:26:19 PM): That was great.
Spectral Bovine (10:26:24 PM): Supersecret spy whispering!
FishingInTheMud (10:26:28 PM): hee hee
Spectral Bovine (10:26:52 PM): Someone built caves all about me?
Spectral Bovine (10:26:54 PM): Awww.
Spectral Bovine (10:27:09 PM): And by documenting he means having sex in.
FishingInTheMud (10:27:10 PM): he remembers something else!
FishingInTheMud (10:27:18 PM): hee hee
Spectral Bovine (10:27:24 PM): Dude.
Spectral Bovine (10:27:29 PM): Gayest Look of the Episode.
Spectral Bovine (10:27:36 PM): Clark was all, "Whoa...the loft...I just met you."
FishingInTheMud (10:27:41 PM): HA HA
FishingInTheMud (10:27:42 PM): wow
FishingInTheMud (10:27:49 PM): they actually paused for way too long
Spectral Bovine (10:28:02 PM): Clark gulped in sexual anticipation.
Spectral Bovine (10:28:23 PM): Hey, check out that CD collection!
FishingInTheMud (10:28:24 PM): he anticipates gulping later
FishingInTheMud (10:28:28 PM): yeah, heh
FishingInTheMud (10:28:32 PM): snazzy
Spectral Bovine (10:28:34 PM): Avril Lavigne, Backstreet Boys, Mariah Carey..
Spectral Bovine (10:28:38 PM): Kevin Gredy?
Spectral Bovine (10:28:41 PM): What's he done?
Spectral Bovine (10:28:50 PM): "Krypto-Lovin'"?
FishingInTheMud (10:29:02 PM): oh no
FishingInTheMud (10:29:05 PM): lois
FishingInTheMud (10:29:09 PM): it's only you
FishingInTheMud (10:29:51 PM): so rude!
FishingInTheMud (10:29:53 PM): who the fuck does that!
Spectral Bovine (10:29:56 PM): Not even a goodbye.
Spectral Bovine (10:30:00 PM): Clark. ALL THE TIME.
FishingInTheMud (10:30:04 PM): jesus god
FishingInTheMud (10:30:11 PM): ooh, flashback
Spectral Bovine (10:30:18 PM): Ka-blam!
FishingInTheMud (10:30:41 PM): yeah
FishingInTheMud (10:30:44 PM): i'd say you're not
Spectral Bovine (10:30:45 PM): He's not like everyone else.
FishingInTheMud (10:31:11 PM): it's too painful to think about
FishingInTheMud (10:31:13 PM): all that flannel
FishingInTheMud (10:31:19 PM): IT HURTS MY EYES
FishingInTheMud (10:31:29 PM): I REMEMBER FLANNEL
FishingInTheMud (10:31:34 PM): ooh, blood
Spectral Bovine (10:31:37 PM): His dad killed his brother!
FishingInTheMud (10:31:40 PM): ouchie
Spectral Bovine (10:31:46 PM): What a crappy dad.
FishingInTheMud (10:31:49 PM): seriously
FishingInTheMud (10:31:53 PM): did joss whedon write this?
Spectral Bovine (10:31:57 PM): I mean, just take away his fucking allowance.
Spectral Bovine (10:32:25 PM): I thought he was a deer!
FishingInTheMud (10:32:28 PM): heh
Spectral Bovine (10:32:28 PM): Walking on two legs!
Spectral Bovine (10:32:31 PM): And wearing flannel!
Spectral Bovine (10:32:34 PM): They do that nowadays.
FishingInTheMud (10:33:07 PM): i think you're cute, too
FishingInTheMud (10:33:13 PM): and lex is such a queen
Spectral Bovine (10:33:14 PM): His lips are pink.
FishingInTheMud (10:33:17 PM): i'm over him now

Spectral Bovine (10:33:40 PM): Sheriff Cheshire!
FishingInTheMud (10:33:55 PM): meow!
Spectral Bovine (10:33:55 PM): OH SNAP.
Spectral Bovine (10:34:08 PM): No, it was just stuck.
Spectral Bovine (10:34:42 PM): Clark's having second thoughts about this new experiment.
Spectral Bovine (10:34:54 PM): Pangs of Lexual guilt are hitting him.
Spectral Bovine (10:35:25 PM): Oh, this is totally an Eternal Sunshine ripoff now.
FishingInTheMud (10:35:45 PM): that was a big gulp
Spectral Bovine (10:35:50 PM): I think his brother regrets it quite a bit.
Spectral Bovine (10:35:57 PM): If he could regret.
Spectral Bovine (10:36:03 PM): While dead.
FishingInTheMud (10:36:21 PM): chains of love
Spectral Bovine (10:36:25 PM): Ingenious!
Spectral Bovine (10:36:31 PM): Clark used physics to save his life.
Spectral Bovine (10:36:42 PM): Aaaah not Chloe!
Spectral Bovine (10:36:44 PM): Stop hurting Chloe!
Spectral Bovine (10:36:48 PM): What the hell?
FishingInTheMud (10:36:55 PM): holy crap
Spectral Bovine (10:36:55 PM): Magical memory restoration.
Spectral Bovine (10:37:05 PM): What if he got all of Chloe's memories instead?
FishingInTheMud (10:37:09 PM): hee hee
Spectral Bovine (10:37:12 PM): Wuh oh.
Spectral Bovine (10:37:20 PM): Now everyone knows his secret.
Spectral Bovine (10:37:27 PM): Wipe them all, Clark! Wipe them all!
FishingInTheMud (10:37:28 PM): HA
FishingInTheMud (10:37:33 PM): nothing small about you, clark
FishingInTheMud (10:37:36 PM): except that
Spectral Bovine (10:37:44 PM): Aww.
Spectral Bovine (10:37:46 PM): Noooo!!!
Spectral Bovine (10:37:51 PM): STOP WIPING CHLOE.
Spectral Bovine (10:37:55 PM): She already knows, you jackass!
FishingInTheMud (10:38:00 PM): well, he tried
FishingInTheMud (10:38:03 PM): he was being nice
FishingInTheMud (10:38:08 PM): give the poor freak a break
FishingInTheMud (10:38:45 PM): but i like you
Spectral Bovine (10:38:47 PM): What? Clark never remembers anything.
Spectral Bovine (10:39:01 PM): And they just let him go?
FishingInTheMud (10:39:15 PM): yeah, seriously
Spectral Bovine (10:39:18 PM): That was so slashy.
FishingInTheMud (10:39:18 PM): nice job, sheriff
Spectral Bovine (10:39:43 PM): Everything but the episode.

FishingInTheMud (10:39:58 PM): he wanted to comfort you, clark
Spectral Bovine (10:39:58 PM): Lex missed the old Clark. The one who calls him...Lex.
Spectral Bovine (10:40:13 PM): Lex's memory loss?
Spectral Bovine (10:40:20 PM): Has anyone not lost their memory on this show?
FishingInTheMud (10:40:27 PM): the writers haven't
FishingInTheMud (10:40:28 PM): OH WAIT
Spectral Bovine (10:40:36 PM): THE WRITERS HAVE NO MEMORY AT ALL.
Spectral Bovine (10:40:44 PM): Whoa, porn.
Spectral Bovine (10:40:51 PM): Lex/letter slash.
Spectral Bovine (10:40:53 PM): Lex/paper.
FishingInTheMud (10:40:59 PM): Laper
Spectral Bovine (10:41:00 PM): Oh, stroke that papyrus.
FishingInTheMud (10:41:01 PM): Leper
Spectral Bovine (10:41:21 PM): Not Lana again!
FishingInTheMud (10:41:24 PM): our stifling lack of chemistry?
FishingInTheMud (10:41:27 PM): that makes me nervous too
Spectral Bovine (10:41:47 PM): That's always Clark's excuse.
FishingInTheMud (10:41:51 PM): he's the worst not-boyfriend ever
Spectral Bovine (10:42:09 PM): "Wah wah wah something happened with kryptonite or dogs or tomatoes or something."
Spectral Bovine (10:42:26 PM): Don't!
Spectral Bovine (10:42:28 PM): Let her walk out!
FishingInTheMud (10:42:31 PM): ewww
Spectral Bovine (10:42:32 PM): Three times, even!
FishingInTheMud (10:42:38 PM): they're going to kiss, aren't they
Spectral Bovine (10:42:41 PM): I think so.
Spectral Bovine (10:42:44 PM): Noooooooo.
FishingInTheMud (10:42:46 PM): oh, good
FishingInTheMud (10:42:48 PM): we didn't have to see it
Spectral Bovine (10:42:50 PM): Stooooooop.
Spectral Bovine (10:42:58 PM): Oh good.
Spectral Bovine (10:43:06 PM): Wait, maybe they had sex and we didn't see it.
FishingInTheMud (10:43:06 PM): um, asshole
FishingInTheMud (10:43:09 PM): that was not funny
Spectral Bovine (10:43:10 PM): That's what that always means in movies.
FishingInTheMud (10:43:29 PM): clark's even less funny than we are
Spectral Bovine (10:43:40 PM): He really is. But Chloe's funnier than we are.
FishingInTheMud (10:44:00 PM): and she has better breasts than we do
FishingInTheMud (10:44:12 PM): and she likes clark more
Spectral Bovine (10:44:21 PM): You already used the term "clean slate," writers.
Spectral Bovine (10:44:22 PM): Whoa!
Spectral Bovine (10:44:26 PM): Are they going to kiss?
FishingInTheMud (10:44:34 PM): of course not
Spectral Bovine (10:44:34 PM): Is everyone going to kiss?
Spectral Bovine (10:44:38 PM): No, no one kisses.

FishingInTheMud (10:44:50 PM): wow, so that's why i haven't been watching this show
Spectral Bovine (10:45:57 PM): It didn't suck as bad as last week's, though. It was just mediocre as usual.
Spectral Bovine (10:46:06 PM): Kind of like our commentary.
FishingInTheMud (10:46:10 PM): heh, yeah
FishingInTheMud (10:46:20 PM): if it had been really bad, there would have been more to comment on
FishingInTheMud (10:46:23 PM): at least that's my excuse
Spectral Bovine (10:46:34 PM): That's always your excuse. You're like Clark.
FishingInTheMud (10:46:40 PM): except i don't love lana
FishingInTheMud (10:46:43 PM): or pretend to
Spectral Bovine (10:47:16 PM): And you're slightly smarter.
FishingInTheMud (10:47:24 PM): aww
FishingInTheMud (10:47:28 PM): you like me!
FishingInTheMud (10:47:31 PM): you really like me!
Spectral Bovine (10:47:52 PM): But Chloe still has better breasts.
FishingInTheMud (10:48:00 PM): yeah
FishingInTheMud (10:48:02 PM): bitch
FishingInTheMud (10:48:23 PM): and lex has a prettier head
FishingInTheMud (10:48:30 PM): i wouldn't look that good bald
FishingInTheMud (10:48:43 PM): wow, i'm feeling inferior to smallville characters
FishingInTheMud (10:48:49 PM): i'd better get myself into therapy
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