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RLOS Patience: Commentary by Fish and Cow

Since our previous commentary was such a hit, I've decided to post the first one we did, a month ago, while watching the webcast of the Rice Light Opera Society's production of Patience, a lesser known Gilbert and Sullivan comic opera. Lesser known, but still kickass. Follow along in the libretto if you don't know the show, or you can simply enjoy all the references to Buffy, Gilmore Girls, and, of course, Veronica Mars. Personally, I think this one is funnier and better—and somehow shorter, despite being over a longer length of time—than our Reefer Madness commentary, but more people have seen Reefer Madness. Here's a sampler platter:

fishinginthemud (9:25:17 PM): i'm going to touch my forehead dramatically and hope other people follow my lead
FishingInTheMud (9:47:31 PM): how many damn bands have you started in the past hour?
Spectral Bovine (9:54:06 PM): Oh yes, that time she fell in love WHEN SHE WAS LIKE THREE.
Spectral Bovine (10:11:34 PM): Homely Unattractive Milkmaid Alert!
FishingInTheMud (10:46:10 PM): i think it's just that he's gay and that makes him unattainable
FishingInTheMud (10:48:04 PM): "rape me, hot poet!"
Spectral Bovine (11:01:00 PM): Aw. I was going to rhyme "jocular" with "cockular."
FishingInTheMud (11:05:08 PM): dude, if this gets you laid, i will eat my shoe
FishingInTheMud (11:16:52 PM): does that make the milkmaid weevil or veronica?

Read on if you dare!

Spectral Bovine (9:15:41 PM): Time for Desperate Milkmaids.
FishingInTheMud (9:15:44 PM): heh
Spectral Bovine (9:20:10 PM): Taxes humor!
FishingInTheMud (9:20:37 PM): and how could ANYONE resist any of you?
Spectral Bovine (9:20:59 PM): Taxes humor turns me on.
Spectral Bovine (9:21:06 PM): Rugged Old Bosom. My new band name.
FishingInTheMud (9:21:11 PM): heh
FishingInTheMud (9:21:16 PM): you and your milkmaids
Spectral Bovine (9:21:23 PM): Mmm, milkmaid.
Spectral Bovine (9:21:40 PM): I like milk, and I like chicks. So a chick with milk? HOT.
Spectral Bovine (9:24:41 PM): "The truly happy never seem quite well."
FishingInTheMud (9:24:54 PM): heh
FishingInTheMud (9:24:58 PM): i love that part
Spectral Bovine (9:25:00 PM): Aesthetic Transfiguration. My new band name.
FishingInTheMud (9:25:17 PM): i'm going to touch my forehead dramatically and hope other people follow my lead
Spectral Bovine (9:25:21 PM): Ha ha.
Spectral Bovine (9:26:24 PM): The horns are off tonight.
FishingInTheMud (9:26:36 PM): are they?
FishingInTheMud (9:26:36 PM): huh
Spectral Bovine (9:26:48 PM): They don't sound as good as they did last week.
Spectral Bovine (9:28:08 PM): He he.
Spectral Bovine (9:28:11 PM): Pratfall.
Spectral Bovine (9:30:10 PM): Ew, toffee.
FishingInTheMud (9:30:15 PM): seriously
FishingInTheMud (9:30:30 PM): monotonous and nasty
Spectral Bovine (9:30:33 PM): Ah, this is when you left.
FishingInTheMud (9:30:52 PM): nice friends he's got
Spectral Bovine (9:31:07 PM): No no, they just recognize his mediocrity.
FishingInTheMud (9:31:13 PM): they're honest at least
Spectral Bovine (9:31:36 PM): This is my friend Jonathan.
FishingInTheMud (9:31:40 PM): ooh
Spectral Bovine (9:31:47 PM): He flew in from Boston to be in this show.
FishingInTheMud (9:31:50 PM): nice
Spectral Bovine (9:32:17 PM): He's the one who wrote Butter Battle. Which had the song just before this one.
FishingInTheMud (9:32:32 PM): oh, that's right
Spectral Bovine (9:34:34 PM): We come to fight our foes
All linked in deadly tether
The Zookish army knows
We fight them now together
Upon the Zooks we frown
The country that must fall is
The one who butters down
The enemy of all is

FishingInTheMud (9:35:03 PM): mmm, buttery
FishingInTheMud (9:36:22 PM): all these sexually frustrated people in one room
FishingInTheMud (9:36:24 PM): so tragic
Spectral Bovine (9:36:27 PM): He he he.
FishingInTheMud (9:36:35 PM): it's like a frat party
Spectral Bovine (9:37:26 PM): Hot Milkmaid Alert!
Spectral Bovine (9:37:48 PM): Ha ha.
FishingInTheMud (9:37:52 PM): hee
Spectral Bovine (9:38:18 PM): Hollow, Hollow, Hollow. New band name.
Spectral Bovine (9:40:28 PM): Oh, she's dissing the uniform.
FishingInTheMud (9:40:54 PM): she's just bitter because she didn't make it
Spectral Bovine (9:41:39 PM): Ooh.
Spectral Bovine (9:41:42 PM): That was metaphorical.
Spectral Bovine (9:41:45 PM): Venus. Mars.
FishingInTheMud (9:41:51 PM): oooh
FishingInTheMud (9:41:54 PM): shoutout
Spectral Bovine (9:41:57 PM): Ha ha.
Spectral Bovine (9:43:08 PM): Dun dun!
Spectral Bovine (9:43:36 PM): He's a yam sham!
FishingInTheMud (9:43:48 PM): heh
Spectral Bovine (9:45:29 PM): I totally do that.
FishingInTheMud (9:45:38 PM): skip on stairs?
Spectral Bovine (9:45:44 PM): Pretend to be all deep and shit.
FishingInTheMud (9:45:48 PM): oh, heh
FishingInTheMud (9:45:55 PM): that's better actually
FishingInTheMud (9:46:55 PM): and it's a good way to get laid
Spectral Bovine (9:47:08 PM): Hasn't worked yet.
Spectral Bovine (9:47:13 PM): Hot Milkmaid Alert!
Spectral Bovine (9:47:18 PM): New band name.
Spectral Bovine (9:47:28 PM): Complete with exclamation point.
FishingInTheMud (9:47:31 PM): how many damn bands have you started in the past hour?
FishingInTheMud (9:47:33 PM): heh
Spectral Bovine (9:47:44 PM): "Life is made up of interruptions."
Spectral Bovine (9:47:54 PM): Ha ha.
FishingInTheMud (9:47:56 PM): cute
FishingInTheMud (9:48:05 PM): whatever, dude
FishingInTheMud (9:48:08 PM): you're not fooling anyone
FishingInTheMud (9:48:09 PM): but her
Spectral Bovine (9:48:17 PM): I love her little getaway.
FishingInTheMud (9:48:20 PM): heh
FishingInTheMud (9:48:33 PM): oh, that'll just encourage him, idiot
Spectral Bovine (9:48:47 PM): Dun dun!
Spectral Bovine (9:49:15 PM): I'm not as bilious as I look either.
Spectral Bovine (9:49:26 PM): And you've never seen me frolicsome.
FishingInTheMud (9:49:31 PM): which is a shame
FishingInTheMud (9:49:52 PM): ooh, nice brush-off
Spectral Bovine (9:50:11 PM): Yeah, you wish.
Spectral Bovine (9:50:30 PM): He's a bit...dramatic.
FishingInTheMud (9:50:36 PM): you might try not shouting when you hit on someone
Spectral Bovine (9:51:02 PM): Jonathan is a hit.
FishingInTheMud (9:51:10 PM): um
FishingInTheMud (9:51:12 PM): incest much?
Spectral Bovine (9:51:15 PM): I know, ha.
Spectral Bovine (9:51:26 PM): Best. Line. Ever.
FishingInTheMud (9:51:32 PM): heh
Spectral Bovine (9:51:59 PM): She's so wicked!
Spectral Bovine (9:52:03 PM): She needs a spanking.
Spectral Bovine (9:52:06 PM): Come on over, baby.
FishingInTheMud (9:52:10 PM): dude, you do need a lay
FishingInTheMud (9:52:10 PM): heh
Spectral Bovine (9:52:31 PM): I wonder if her great aunt is hot.
FishingInTheMud (9:52:31 PM): you should ask milkmaid out
FishingInTheMud (9:52:38 PM): probably not
Spectral Bovine (9:52:51 PM): She's at Rice, and I can't see her face. Maybe it's covered in boils.
FishingInTheMud (9:53:00 PM): i thought you knew she was hot or something
FishingInTheMud (9:53:04 PM): and that's why you kept saying it
Spectral Bovine (9:53:06 PM): Oh, Jonathan says so.
FishingInTheMud (9:53:08 PM): ohh
Spectral Bovine (9:53:24 PM): Plus, I just like saying, "Hot Milkmaid Alert!"
FishingInTheMud (9:53:27 PM): i see
Spectral Bovine (9:54:06 PM): Oh yes, that time she fell in love WHEN SHE WAS LIKE THREE.
FishingInTheMud (9:54:15 PM): seriously
FishingInTheMud (9:54:43 PM): all this little boy love is wrong
Spectral Bovine (9:54:54 PM): No, it's...poetic.
FishingInTheMud (9:55:11 PM): that's what i'll tell the jury
Spectral Bovine (9:55:27 PM): Michael Jackson could sing this song!
FishingInTheMud (9:55:32 PM): he could
FishingInTheMud (9:56:12 PM): so...he was a little boy then?
FishingInTheMud (9:56:14 PM): i'm not sure yet
Spectral Bovine (9:56:18 PM): I think he was.
Spectral Bovine (9:56:31 PM): Gilbert is pretty subtle here.
Spectral Bovine (9:56:38 PM): He might have been a little...toy.
FishingInTheMud (9:56:49 PM): eww
Spectral Bovine (9:57:03 PM): Why is this little boy five feet tall?
FishingInTheMud (9:57:09 PM): he's a big boy
FishingInTheMud (9:57:26 PM): or they're really small
Spectral Bovine (9:57:27 PM): Love is totally a duty.
Spectral Bovine (9:57:32 PM): You have to be drafted..
FishingInTheMud (9:57:39 PM): heh
FishingInTheMud (9:57:41 PM): horny bitch
FishingInTheMud (9:57:59 PM): stop singing and make out, losers
Spectral Bovine (9:58:02 PM): This man is gay. He's not for you.
FishingInTheMud (9:58:06 PM): yeah, that too
FishingInTheMud (9:58:26 PM): not that that stopped tony and maria
Spectral Bovine (9:58:50 PM): Well.
Spectral Bovine (9:58:54 PM): Fastest. Relationship. Ever.
Spectral Bovine (9:59:20 PM): He proposed almost as quickly as I proposed to you!
FishingInTheMud (9:59:41 PM): heh
FishingInTheMud (9:59:54 PM): but we didn't sing first
Spectral Bovine (10:00:04 PM): No, we just made fun of Gilmore Girls or something.
Spectral Bovine (10:00:09 PM): Daaaaman yoooou, Chronos!!
FishingInTheMud (10:00:16 PM): meet again?
FishingInTheMud (10:00:20 PM): does she even know him?
Spectral Bovine (10:00:24 PM): He's the little boy.
FishingInTheMud (10:00:30 PM): ohh
FishingInTheMud (10:00:35 PM): so it's not THAT sudden
Spectral Bovine (10:00:38 PM): Ha ha ha.
FishingInTheMud (10:00:40 PM): she did love him before
Spectral Bovine (10:00:52 PM): Yes. When they were in Pull-Ups.
Spectral Bovine (10:01:14 PM): "Oh. I am too damn hot. WOE IS ME."
FishingInTheMud (10:01:23 PM): i was going to say
Spectral Bovine (10:01:44 PM): Alliteration!
FishingInTheMud (10:02:08 PM): she doesn't even like to touch him
FishingInTheMud (10:02:11 PM): nice marriage this will be
Spectral Bovine (10:02:17 PM): No no.
Spectral Bovine (10:02:18 PM): She has issues.
FishingInTheMud (10:02:22 PM): she's like rory gilmore
Spectral Bovine (10:02:27 PM): Ha.
Spectral Bovine (10:02:43 PM): Punch him in the face!
Spectral Bovine (10:02:47 PM): That'll ugly him up.
FishingInTheMud (10:02:51 PM): him and his "happiness"
Spectral Bovine (10:03:12 PM): Ha.
FishingInTheMud (10:03:13 PM): ASS
FishingInTheMud (10:03:17 PM): heh
Spectral Bovine (10:03:18 PM): Homely Unattractive Milkmaid Alert!
FishingInTheMud (10:03:27 PM): "i'm not pretty enough for you"
FishingInTheMud (10:03:30 PM): "well, yeah"
FishingInTheMud (10:03:33 PM): "but i'm nice"
Spectral Bovine (10:04:29 PM): Cymbals!
Spectral Bovine (10:04:36 PM): And...wreaths.
FishingInTheMud (10:04:46 PM): christmas!
Spectral Bovine (10:06:04 PM): Oh now it's on.
FishingInTheMud (10:06:34 PM): his hotness will protect him
Spectral Bovine (10:06:52 PM): No no, Grovesnor's hot.
Spectral Bovine (10:06:56 PM): Bunthorne's a yam sham.
FishingInTheMud (10:07:04 PM): oh, never mind then
Spectral Bovine (10:07:26 PM): His yams will protect him.
FishingInTheMud (10:07:30 PM): dirty
Spectral Bovine (10:07:50 PM): These must be the only women in the town.
Spectral Bovine (10:08:06 PM): Or else they'd go find themselves some new chicks.
FishingInTheMud (10:08:17 PM): i don't suppose there's a bar around
Spectral Bovine (10:08:23 PM): Early English.
FishingInTheMud (10:08:25 PM): or a dating service
FishingInTheMud (10:08:26 PM): yeah
FishingInTheMud (10:08:45 PM): they're screwed
Spectral Bovine (10:09:41 PM): I'm not sure who that guy in black is.
FishingInTheMud (10:09:53 PM): the undertaker
Spectral Bovine (10:10:07 PM): That's what I thought. Heh.
Spectral Bovine (10:10:12 PM): This must be the Act I Finale.
Spectral Bovine (10:10:30 PM): Oh right, the tickets.
Spectral Bovine (10:10:46 PM): He's auctioning himself off.
FishingInTheMud (10:10:53 PM): heh
Spectral Bovine (10:11:07 PM): I think he wants the undertaker to win.
FishingInTheMud (10:11:17 PM): don't blame him
Spectral Bovine (10:11:34 PM): Homely Unattractive Milkmaid Alert!
FishingInTheMud (10:11:43 PM): poor milkmaid
FishingInTheMud (10:11:51 PM): she should have had higher self-esteem
Spectral Bovine (10:11:51 PM): Oh burn.
Spectral Bovine (10:12:33 PM): She can sing high.
FishingInTheMud (10:12:40 PM): yep
Spectral Bovine (10:12:47 PM): Oh she's stealing their man.
FishingInTheMud (10:12:55 PM): ooh, bitch
FishingInTheMud (10:13:17 PM): um
FishingInTheMud (10:13:22 PM): that was homosexual
Spectral Bovine (10:13:23 PM): Dr. Giggles.
Spectral Bovine (10:13:25 PM): Ha.
Spectral Bovine (10:13:43 PM): Jazz interlude!
FishingInTheMud (10:13:48 PM): yeah, seriously
FishingInTheMud (10:13:56 PM): let's all stop to listen
FishingInTheMud (10:14:37 PM): dude, shut up and let her sing
Spectral Bovine (10:14:46 PM): No, he's the chorus.
Spectral Bovine (10:14:49 PM): He must parrot.
Spectral Bovine (10:14:53 PM): It's his duty. Like love.
FishingInTheMud (10:15:00 PM): see, that's good when they all do it
FishingInTheMud (10:15:05 PM): he just looks like a jackass
Spectral Bovine (10:15:09 PM): He he.
Spectral Bovine (10:15:35 PM): Aw, Alex doesn't get a woman.
FishingInTheMud (10:15:41 PM): that sucks
Spectral Bovine (10:16:01 PM): At least he's got a nice hat.
Spectral Bovine (10:16:11 PM): Oh,, there he goes.
FishingInTheMud (10:16:14 PM): he can fuck that instead
Spectral Bovine (10:16:20 PM): Everyone's got a woman. Show's over.
FishingInTheMud (10:16:25 PM): poor alex
FishingInTheMud (10:16:48 PM): or not, since i can't see him now
Spectral Bovine (10:16:59 PM): I think that's Erin in the back.
Spectral Bovine (10:17:04 PM): Does Alex get Erin? Huh.
Spectral Bovine (10:17:21 PM): It's not over, guys!
Spectral Bovine (10:17:27 PM): Something catastrophic has to happen first.
FishingInTheMud (10:17:31 PM): it better
Spectral Bovine (10:17:37 PM): Ah, there he is.
Spectral Bovine (10:17:59 PM): Oh ahahaha.
Spectral Bovine (10:18:05 PM): Right.
Spectral Bovine (10:18:16 PM): He has come to fill the hotness vacuum.
FishingInTheMud (10:18:24 PM): whatever, princess
FishingInTheMud (10:18:48 PM): behold the axe effect
Spectral Bovine (10:18:52 PM): HA HA HA HA.
Spectral Bovine (10:19:27 PM): That's brilliant. They should put it in the show.
FishingInTheMud (10:19:36 PM): this should be an axe commercial
FishingInTheMud (10:20:14 PM): heh, fuck it, i'll run the other way
Spectral Bovine (10:20:23 PM): Intermission!
FishingInTheMud (10:20:36 PM): aw, i can't buy a soda
Spectral Bovine (10:21:27 PM): Whoa, Joe@ talks!
Spectral Bovine (10:21:32 PM): And pimps!
Spectral Bovine (10:21:46 PM): Ha ha ha.
Spectral Bovine (10:21:50 PM): He sounds like he's on NPR.

Spectral Bovine (10:38:14 PM): Act II!
FishingInTheMud (10:38:18 PM): yay
Spectral Bovine (10:38:29 PM): That's almost like Achtung!
Spectral Bovine (10:38:48 PM): Lady Jane loves her cello.
FishingInTheMud (10:38:55 PM): a bit much, i might add
Spectral Bovine (10:39:58 PM): Lady Jane is played by a girl my friend Alexis knew from LiveJournal before she (Kira, not Alexis) came to Rice. She is also very good friends with someone I know here who does G & S, and is in fact playing Patience in our production.
FishingInTheMud (10:40:21 PM): she's doing a lovely job
Spectral Bovine (10:40:26 PM): I, however, don't know her at all. Even though I did see her last year in Pirates.
FishingInTheMud (10:40:31 PM): ah
Spectral Bovine (10:40:53 PM): Wow.
Spectral Bovine (10:41:00 PM): She's playing the ventriloquist cello.
FishingInTheMud (10:41:01 PM): it's nice that she can provide her own musical accompaniment
FishingInTheMud (10:41:04 PM): yeah
Spectral Bovine (10:41:27 PM): I keep thinking she's supposed to be crazy.
Spectral Bovine (10:41:34 PM): In Butter Battle, Lady Jane is crazy.
FishingInTheMud (10:41:38 PM): well, she does really like that cello
Spectral Bovine (10:41:41 PM): Loony as a mad corsair, she is.
FishingInTheMud (10:41:53 PM): but it's a pretty hot cello, so
Spectral Bovine (10:41:58 PM): Nice grain.
FishingInTheMud (10:42:02 PM): oh baby
Spectral Bovine (10:42:22 PM): She clutched her rugged old bosom.
FishingInTheMud (10:42:42 PM): it's not even that old or rugged
Spectral Bovine (10:43:40 PM): Aw.
Spectral Bovine (10:43:45 PM): The cello will now give her comfort.
Spectral Bovine (10:43:53 PM): On the couch in the music room.
FishingInTheMud (10:44:04 PM): that is so wrong
FishingInTheMud (10:44:07 PM): and yet so right
Spectral Bovine (10:44:28 PM): "Oh, all the women love me. WOE IS ME."
FishingInTheMud (10:44:40 PM): it must be tough, though
FishingInTheMud (10:44:50 PM): you have to wonder if it's really you or your pretty face
FishingInTheMud (10:44:58 PM): not that it fucking matters
Spectral Bovine (10:44:58 PM): It's his pretty face.
Spectral Bovine (10:45:00 PM): And his poetry.
FishingInTheMud (10:45:08 PM): maybe he has a big dick
FishingInTheMud (10:45:41 PM): no, he totally doesn't
Spectral Bovine (10:45:46 PM): Ha.
FishingInTheMud (10:46:10 PM): i think it's just that he's gay and that makes him unattainable
Spectral Bovine (10:46:44 PM): Dude!
Spectral Bovine (10:46:48 PM): He punched his little sisters?!
Spectral Bovine (10:46:52 PM): Bastard.
FishingInTheMud (10:47:16 PM): god
Spectral Bovine (10:47:27 PM): He touches more than their hearts.
FishingInTheMud (10:47:43 PM): get some dignity, woman
Spectral Bovine (10:47:45 PM): Wow.
Spectral Bovine (10:47:52 PM): They're like Buffy fans around James Marsters.
FishingInTheMud (10:48:04 PM): "rape me, hot poet!"
Spectral Bovine (10:48:22 PM): "Effulgent! OH YES!"
Spectral Bovine (10:49:07 PM): Oh right, this is some sort of metaphorical story thing.
FishingInTheMud (10:49:13 PM): uh huh
Spectral Bovine (10:50:05 PM): Damn. He used the word "peripatetic."
FishingInTheMud (10:50:10 PM): that's hot
FishingInTheMud (10:50:13 PM): as paris hilton would say
Spectral Bovine (10:50:27 PM): Actually, I believe she would say, "Huh?"
FishingInTheMud (10:50:31 PM): heh
Spectral Bovine (10:50:53 PM): He's like Jake in progress!
FishingInTheMud (10:50:57 PM): oh, ew
FishingInTheMud (10:51:04 PM): oh, patience
Spectral Bovine (10:51:22 PM): No touchy!
FishingInTheMud (10:51:23 PM): shut up, RORY
FishingInTheMud (10:51:25 PM): god
FishingInTheMud (10:51:32 PM): does he have to be married first?
Spectral Bovine (10:52:14 PM): It just now dawned on me that Reginald is Bunthorne.
FishingInTheMud (10:52:23 PM): it still hasn't dawned on me
Spectral Bovine (10:52:35 PM): Reginald sublets from Bunthorne.
Spectral Bovine (10:53:20 PM): That was some cryin', there.
FishingInTheMud (10:53:24 PM): ...yeah
FishingInTheMud (10:53:42 PM): stalker
Spectral Bovine (10:53:55 PM): Everyone in Gilbert and Sullivan is a stalker.
FishingInTheMud (10:54:09 PM): and so blatant
FishingInTheMud (10:55:00 PM): can't you?
Spectral Bovine (10:55:01 PM): Well, duurrr.
Spectral Bovine (10:55:04 PM): Dean and Jess!
FishingInTheMud (10:55:16 PM): she's forgotten them already
FishingInTheMud (10:55:20 PM): bitch
Spectral Bovine (10:55:34 PM): This is in Butter Battle too.
FishingInTheMud (10:55:48 PM): theft!
FishingInTheMud (10:55:52 PM): or reusal!
Spectral Bovine (10:56:29 PM): Oh if he buttered right
I would still love him true
Additionally I might
Wed him and have him too!
Oh if he buttered right
I would still love him true
Additionally I might
Wed him and have and have him too!

Spectral Bovine (10:56:46 PM): It also has one of the dirtiest lines in the show.
FishingInTheMud (10:56:51 PM): ooh, what?
Spectral Bovine (10:57:00 PM): A curse on this silly war,
Why do our lands combat
Just let it end before
Father discovers that
I love one who wrongly spreads
Father would lose it and
We both would soon lose our heads!

FishingInTheMud (10:57:07 PM): heh heh heh
FishingInTheMud (10:57:50 PM): thanks for that, mariah
Spectral Bovine (10:57:52 PM): She sings high.
Spectral Bovine (10:57:54 PM): Ha.
Spectral Bovine (10:58:18 PM): Smug-Faced Idiot. New band name.
FishingInTheMud (10:58:38 PM): what a BASTARD
FishingInTheMud (10:58:39 PM): heh
FishingInTheMud (10:58:50 PM): i think i love him
Spectral Bovine (10:59:00 PM): Massive Attack. New band n--.
FishingInTheMud (10:59:03 PM): no
Spectral Bovine (10:59:30 PM): "You're kind of....good."
FishingInTheMud (10:59:37 PM): jesus
FishingInTheMud (10:59:49 PM): "you're...here, so that's good"
Spectral Bovine (11:00:02 PM): "I guess you're...female."
Spectral Bovine (11:00:15 PM): This sounds like Gaston's song.
FishingInTheMud (11:00:21 PM): hee
Spectral Bovine (11:00:32 PM): Jonathan really likes Gaston's song.
FishingInTheMud (11:00:37 PM): aw
Spectral Bovine (11:01:00 PM): Aw. I was going to rhyme "jocular" with "cockular."
FishingInTheMud (11:01:14 PM): ...awesome
FishingInTheMud (11:01:34 PM): i wonder how that would go with this crowd
Spectral Bovine (11:01:41 PM): Have we had a chorus kickline yet?
Spectral Bovine (11:01:48 PM): It's not an RLOS production without a chorus kickline.
FishingInTheMud (11:01:53 PM): i wouldn't know
Spectral Bovine (11:02:16 PM): They look like marionettes.
FishingInTheMud (11:03:10 PM): i like the pink
Spectral Bovine (11:03:22 PM): That..was a football stance. Heh.
FishingInTheMud (11:04:00 PM): could they be just a bit stiffer?
Spectral Bovine (11:04:02 PM): They're posable!
Spectral Bovine (11:04:13 PM): Ha ha.
FishingInTheMud (11:04:15 PM): cute
Spectral Bovine (11:04:51 PM): I love the tone in his voice.
Spectral Bovine (11:05:04 PM): "...I have a feeling this is not quite right."
FishingInTheMud (11:05:08 PM): dude, if this gets you laid, i will eat my shoe
Spectral Bovine (11:05:14 PM): Oh, it's your pink guy.
FishingInTheMud (11:05:20 PM): heh
Spectral Bovine (11:05:32 PM): Wait, two women for three men.
FishingInTheMud (11:05:43 PM): fivesome
FishingInTheMud (11:05:52 PM): or just an orgy, i guess
Spectral Bovine (11:06:02 PM): Does it become an orgy at four?
FishingInTheMud (11:06:06 PM): i would think so
Spectral Bovine (11:06:36 PM): HA.
Spectral Bovine (11:06:42 PM): Rapture!
Spectral Bovine (11:06:45 PM): New battle cry.
FishingInTheMud (11:06:52 PM): not a band name
Spectral Bovine (11:06:57 PM): No.
FishingInTheMud (11:06:57 PM): because that would be an 80s band
Spectral Bovine (11:06:59 PM): Too Christian.
FishingInTheMud (11:07:02 PM): or that
FishingInTheMud (11:07:31 PM): of course you don't like pink guy, you bitches
Spectral Bovine (11:07:59 PM): Two women and three men. That's two-thirds of a wife to each husband.
FishingInTheMud (11:08:21 PM): oh, so they're sharing
FishingInTheMud (11:08:22 PM): i see
Spectral Bovine (11:08:27 PM): Polyamory!
FishingInTheMud (11:08:46 PM): damn hippies
FishingInTheMud (11:09:20 PM): he looks like weird al
Spectral Bovine (11:09:25 PM): Ha! He does.
Spectral Bovine (11:09:41 PM): Oh yeah, this song is the Act II Finale, which is the Act II Finale of Butter Battle.
FishingInTheMud (11:10:00 PM): all this recycling
Spectral Bovine (11:10:03 PM): Oh, sorry.
FishingInTheMud (11:10:04 PM): so good for the environment
Spectral Bovine (11:10:04 PM): Spoiler warning.
FishingInTheMud (11:10:07 PM): oh
FishingInTheMud (11:10:08 PM): heh
FishingInTheMud (11:10:11 PM): too late
Spectral Bovine (11:10:57 PM): Ooh, face/off.
Spectral Bovine (11:11:42 PM): Oh man.
Spectral Bovine (11:11:51 PM): I am so using "personal disadvantages" as an insult.
Spectral Bovine (11:12:55 PM): He's on a mission...for emission.
FishingInTheMud (11:13:04 PM): ewww
Spectral Bovine (11:13:15 PM): Whoa.
Spectral Bovine (11:13:19 PM): Man-on-man action.
FishingInTheMud (11:13:21 PM): hoyay
FishingInTheMud (11:13:36 PM): um
Spectral Bovine (11:13:41 PM): Where is all the Bunthorne/Grosvenor slash?
FishingInTheMud (11:13:47 PM): i'm sure it's out there
FishingInTheMud (11:13:56 PM): you can find teletubbies slash, you can find anything
Spectral Bovine (11:14:13 PM): There's probably Gilbert/Sullivan slash.
FishingInTheMud (11:14:37 PM): they're as gay as logan
Spectral Bovine (11:14:48 PM): VM or GG?
FishingInTheMud (11:14:51 PM): vm
Spectral Bovine (11:14:57 PM): GG Logan is so much gayer.
FishingInTheMud (11:15:03 PM): you think so?
FishingInTheMud (11:15:07 PM): i never thought he was that gay
Spectral Bovine (11:15:20 PM): GG Logan is Grosvenor.
Spectral Bovine (11:15:24 PM): VM Logan is Bunthorne.
FishingInTheMud (11:15:33 PM): we'll go with that
Spectral Bovine (11:16:04 PM): See?
Spectral Bovine (11:16:06 PM): He's VM Logan.
FishingInTheMud (11:16:12 PM): that he is
FishingInTheMud (11:16:52 PM): does that make the milkmaid weevil or veronica?
Spectral Bovine (11:17:07 PM): Weevil.
Spectral Bovine (11:17:11 PM): Lady Jane is Veronica.
FishingInTheMud (11:17:19 PM): veronica loves a cello?
FishingInTheMud (11:17:21 PM): HA
Spectral Bovine (11:17:22 PM): Yes.
Spectral Bovine (11:17:26 PM): The cello is Backup.
FishingInTheMud (11:17:30 PM): oh my god
FishingInTheMud (11:17:36 PM): the cello is keith
FishingInTheMud (11:17:39 PM): OH MY GOD
Spectral Bovine (11:17:44 PM): HA HA HA HA HA HA.
Spectral Bovine (11:18:07 PM): Oh, it's little Athena!
Spectral Bovine (11:18:08 PM): There she is.
FishingInTheMud (11:18:14 PM): the little one?
Spectral Bovine (11:18:22 PM): On the left of the screen.
FishingInTheMud (11:18:24 PM): yeah
Spectral Bovine (11:18:25 PM): She's like four feet tall.
FishingInTheMud (11:18:27 PM): aw
Spectral Bovine (11:18:31 PM): Yeah.
Spectral Bovine (11:19:05 PM): Dun dun!
FishingInTheMud (11:19:14 PM): nice hat
Spectral Bovine (11:19:40 PM): See? GG Logan is playing 'enry 'iggins.
FishingInTheMud (11:20:23 PM): heh
FishingInTheMud (11:20:28 PM): i have to pick the ugly one
Spectral Bovine (11:20:37 PM): Not just ugly, but massive.
FishingInTheMud (11:20:56 PM): ...thanks?
FishingInTheMud (11:20:57 PM): heh
Spectral Bovine (11:21:08 PM): He's going to be a flowerfucker.
FishingInTheMud (11:21:14 PM): aren't we all
Spectral Bovine (11:21:43 PM): Oh.
Spectral Bovine (11:21:46 PM): YOU LOSE JONATHAN.
FishingInTheMud (11:22:02 PM): BURN
Spectral Bovine (11:22:08 PM): Yay! People!
FishingInTheMud (11:22:13 PM): aw
Spectral Bovine (11:22:18 PM): *clap clap clap*
FishingInTheMud (11:22:25 PM): heh
FishingInTheMud (11:22:34 PM): in spirit anyway
Spectral Bovine (11:22:36 PM): Aw, yay.
Spectral Bovine (11:22:39 PM): They love Lady Jane.
Spectral Bovine (11:22:41 PM): Hot Milkmaid Alert!
Spectral Bovine (11:22:44 PM): Yay Jonathan!
FishingInTheMud (11:22:49 PM): yay milkmaid!
FishingInTheMud (11:22:52 PM): yay!
Spectral Bovine (11:23:00 PM): Go orchestra!
FishingInTheMud (11:23:04 PM): go lighting!
Spectral Bovine (11:23:06 PM): Go lights!
Spectral Bovine (11:23:23 PM): Bravo!
FishingInTheMud (11:23:29 PM): encore!
Spectral Bovine (11:23:30 PM): Lauren!
FishingInTheMud (11:23:30 PM): or not
Spectral Bovine (11:23:32 PM): Wave to the camera!
Spectral Bovine (11:23:34 PM): Niiick!
Spectral Bovine (11:23:37 PM): Heeeey!!!
FishingInTheMud (11:24:05 PM): i don't think they heard you
FishingInTheMud (11:24:11 PM): you'll have to yell louder
Spectral Bovine (11:24:16 PM): NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
Spectral Bovine (11:24:22 PM): JOOOOOOOOOEEE!!!!
Spectral Bovine (11:24:32 PM): ALEEEEEEEX!
Spectral Bovine (11:24:46 PM): Ooh, cast picture.
FishingInTheMud (11:25:02 PM): heh
FishingInTheMud (11:25:02 PM): how long are they leaving this on?
FishingInTheMud (11:25:02 PM): they should leave it on forever
Spectral Bovine (11:25:35 PM): Ooh, birthday song!
Spectral Bovine (11:25:38 PM): Ooh, costumes!
Spectral Bovine (11:25:41 PM): The costumes were awesome.
Spectral Bovine (11:25:44 PM): Happy birthday, Lauren!
FishingInTheMud (11:25:47 PM): they were
FishingInTheMud (11:25:49 PM): awwww
FishingInTheMud (11:25:53 PM): that's so SWEET
FishingInTheMud (11:26:02 PM): and they can actually sing
Spectral Bovine (11:26:08 PM): It's not everyone that gets happy birthday sung in four-part harmony.
FishingInTheMud (11:26:11 PM): seriously
Spectral Bovine (11:27:09 PM): ZAAAAAAACK!
Spectral Bovine (11:27:14 PM): He dislocated my shoulder.
FishingInTheMud (11:27:19 PM): he did?!
Spectral Bovine (11:27:35 PM): Well, technically, he was one of two.
FishingInTheMud (11:27:45 PM): it took two?1
FishingInTheMud (11:27:48 PM): !
Spectral Bovine (11:27:54 PM): Yes.
FishingInTheMud (11:28:00 PM): what was the occasion?
Spectral Bovine (11:28:13 PM): Being dragged across the astroturf.
FishingInTheMud (11:28:22 PM): ouch
FishingInTheMud (11:28:33 PM): they must not have liked you
Spectral Bovine (11:28:48 PM): It was supposed to be a joke.
Spectral Bovine (11:28:54 PM): Oh, him! I...forget his name. I suck.
Spectral Bovine (11:28:58 PM): Tall Mike!
Spectral Bovine (11:29:02 PM): Lauren, come here!
Spectral Bovine (11:29:06 PM): Turn on your cell phone!
FishingInTheMud (11:29:09 PM): heh
Spectral Bovine (11:30:46 PM): Wuh oh.
Spectral Bovine (11:30:51 PM): The sound is ...whoa!
Spectral Bovine (11:30:53 PM): Aaaaaah!!
FishingInTheMud (11:30:55 PM): and the camera
Spectral Bovine (11:30:56 PM): Lights!
FishingInTheMud (11:31:02 PM): we're frozen
Spectral Bovine (11:31:07 PM): And...scene.
FishingInTheMud (11:31:20 PM): the last thing i heard was "i mowed the lawn"
Spectral Bovine (11:31:35 PM): "I mowed the lawn."
Spectral Bovine (11:31:37 PM): So beautiful.
Spectral Bovine (11:31:38 PM): So true.
FishingInTheMud (11:31:40 PM): i know
FishingInTheMud (11:31:45 PM): it's like poetry
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