Polter-Cow (spectralbovine) wrote,
Polter-Cow
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Is It His Quest for Glory?

I just put together a computer desk ALL BY MYSELF. I used TOOLS like an "Allen wrench," a "wrench," and a "screwdriver." I lay on my back without a shirt on and screwed. I deduced that I had inadvertently put the drawer together backward and fixed my error efficiently. I drank a glass of limeade.

It took me three-and-a-half hours.

I feel like such a MAN.

Okay, a real man wouldn't have meticulously followed the instructions.
Tags: i'm a moron, personal, pimpings
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