September 1st, 2006
|02:24 pm - Sunil the Dragon Slayer|
jadelynx is nuts. NUTS.
I HAVE MUSCLES! AND I JUST SLAYED A MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON! WITH MY BIGASS FUCKING SWORD! AND I'VE GOT SOME HOT BLONDE CHICK WEARING SKIMPY CLOTHING WHO TOTALLY WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME RIGHT ON TOP OF THIS FUCKING DRAGON CORPSE! I PWN YOU ALL! I AM THE GREATEST MAN IN THE UNIVERSE!
Current Mood: so majestic/so wicked awesome
Current Music: Fiona Apple - On the Bound
And I was just talking to my coworker about how much of a dweeb you are. Clearly, I've been proved wrong.
First comment - score!
Um, also, I am confused by Scantily Clad's garments, there... I mean, it may be because this monitor sucks and there's kind of a dark amorphous space around what I think is the dragon's... head? But... is she wearing pants? What are they attached to? The belly chains? Anything at all? Is there a giant cutout over her hip and most of her thigh? How freaking long are her legs anyway?
My brain hurts.
Wow. You've been working out.
Who knew typing worked your abs?
|Date:||September 1st, 2006 09:30 pm (UTC)|| |
Please, for all that is holy, hide that behind a cut. Please.
You know, I hear sex on top of corpses is kinda uncomfortable.
What about DRAGON corpses?
That's a really awesome, realistic background you have there!
And the corpse really looks a wee bit uncomfortable, maybe you and HotBlondeChick should head for the nice gras under the trees instead.
In case it wasn't clear, the picture was done by jadelynx
The grass might be better. Maybe. But it's been done.
Is it just me or does it look like that chick is supposed to be the Veronica Mars chick...
Heh, that didn't occur to me, but maybe.
Blessed screaming jesus on a whole wheat goddamn cracker. Things I Don't Expect to See As I Read My Friends Page. I absolutely love it. And the thing is, it looks just like you! As soon as I get a cubicle, that's going up, so when people ask about it, I'll say, "Oh, yeah, that's my best friend. He slays dragons and fucks Kristen Bell doppelgangers on the weekends." And they'll think I'm crazy.
That's my favorite Fiona Apple song. Squee.
"Killer Tofu" just came on! Hee!
Also, it does look freakishly like me! I was so surprised!!
|Date:||September 1st, 2006 10:28 pm (UTC)|| |
Wow you got my vote.
Nice six pack! That's also a very pretty but dead dragon. Hee.
|Date:||September 1st, 2006 10:53 pm (UTC)|| |
Your ho's clothes are falling off her body. ... And all you had to do was slay a mother-fucking dragon.
I'd like the picture so much better if you were wearing your tiara.
Ha. That would add to it, huh?
You have picked up a complete suit of dragonhide armour and a blond bimbo who can't keep her pants on. FOR TEH WIN!
Oh, the armor! I have a feeling that will be heavy. And smelly.
Unlike my blonde bimbo.
|Date:||September 2nd, 2006 12:09 am (UTC)|| |
That's to clear up the question on her pants, since it seems to be bothering people so much. I'm kinda starting to regret giving you permission to share this, hmph.
Yes, she's supposed to look like Kristen Bell. It was much easier to make you than her. She seems tall because she is actually taller. The model I used for you is actually 10% smaller.
|Date:||September 2nd, 2006 12:45 am (UTC)|| |
Don't feel bad!! It's awesome. :)
|Date:||September 2nd, 2006 12:55 am (UTC)|| |
Sex on a motherfucking dragon corpse!