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July 18th, 2006

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01:17 pm - Jason Dohring Is a Diva Like Shiva
So many of you are familiar with my freaky mix CDs. Jason Dohring's mix was popular for obvious reasons, and he seemed to enjoy the concept when I gave it to him. In fact, he did sincerely thank me during the online press conference.

I thought the saga was over.

I was wrong.

The night of June 2, I received a mysterious instant message.

kath0321: hi

It was an intriguing greeting, worthy of my equally intriguing response:

Spectral Bovine: Hey.

Then came a probing question!

kath0321: are you the same guy that was on the VM online press conference

But there was no question mark! Was it really a question? Also, although I am Lord of the Fandom, I am not the sole guy.

Spectral Bovine: I was one of a few guys, yes.
kath0321: sorry for stalking you out, I actually was in on it to, I have a site called give me my remote....anyway, did you give jason dohring a cd

This woman sure did want answers!

Spectral Bovine: Oh, hey!
Spectral Bovine: I've been to your blog and read your interviews.
kath0321: nice..thanks
Spectral Bovine: Are you Kath32 on TWoP as well?
kath0321: i'm kath0321
kath0321: yeah on twop
Spectral Bovine: Ah.
kath0321: there is someone else with a similar screenname
kath0321: but you gave jason the cd right

And she wanted them NOW! But why?

Spectral Bovine: Yeah, the profanity CD.
kath0321: ha ha...cool. well i ran into him a few weeks ago and he asked that I help him find out who sent it, b/c he felt bad that he hadn't thanked you...or something
Spectral Bovine: Ha!
Spectral Bovine: He did thank me, though.

Seriously, he did. There is audio/visual proof and everything. How funny, though, that he felt bad.

kath0321: ah...anyway, he must have liked the cd b/c he brought it up during our conversation....woudl you care if i gave your email address to his publicist?
kath0321: or your IM address
Spectral Bovine: No, I wouldn't mind.
kath0321: which would you prefer
Spectral Bovine: [e-mail address removed to avoid being put on Scientology mailing lists]
kath0321: cool....i'll send it off to her tonight
kath0321: maybe you'll hear from him...who knows
Spectral Bovine: Heh.

Oh, dear. I'm already in e-mail contact with Rob Thomas and Michael Muhney. Adding Jason Dohring to the list would give me a whole new legion of haters!

Spectral Bovine: That's really funny. I'm glad he liked it so much.
Spectral Bovine: I thought he got a whole bunch of CDs.
kath0321: well jason does like his profanity...every other word out of his mouth is the f bomb..lol

My freaky mix CD stood out among the masses!

kath0321: i don't know how many cd's he got, but he knew i was on the online press call and asked me about the guy who gave him the cd
kath0321: i looked at the transcripts and tracked you down
Spectral Bovine: Hee. How Veronica of you.
kath0321: lol
kath0321: i learned it by watching her!!!

Honestly, it is not that hard to track me down. But, seriously, Jason, you totally thanked me already! You loose, floppy goofball!

kath0321: cool...well i ow an email to his pub, so i will make sure to include you email address
kath0321: have a good night!!! take care
Spectral Bovine: You too.

It's been over a month, and I have received no response. One of the three people in this scenario must suck:

1. Kathy
2. Jason's publicist
3. Jason
4. Ali
5. Ali's sister

Man, Jason Dohring is such a bitch. With the exceeding amounts of gratitude and the remembering that he already thanked me so he doesn't have to personally e-mail me and make me the envy of all the women on the Internets.

I shall have to be contented selling stars to starless Sneetches.
Current Mood: fullfull
Current Music: System of a Down - Vicinity of Obscenity [in my head]

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[User Picture]
Date:July 18th, 2006 08:23 pm (UTC)
You could have been nice and accidentally-on-purpose given her someone else's email, like... oh, i don't know... MINE. Since, JD has so much thanks to throw around and all.
[User Picture]
Date:July 18th, 2006 08:24 pm (UTC)
By the way, I apologize for the highly poor punctuation in that last comment. It must be due to the copious amount of sugar I ingested this afternoon. Lemon bars be damned!
[User Picture]
Date:July 18th, 2006 08:28 pm (UTC)
I am so stoked that I get to tell people I talk to you.
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[User Picture]
Date:July 18th, 2006 08:38 pm (UTC)
You should keep me around. I like you.
[User Picture]
Date:July 18th, 2006 08:31 pm (UTC)
[e-mail address removed to avoid being put on Scientology mailing lists]
He's adding you to all the lists, before he e-mails you. Also, he might be Clearing the internets, first.
[User Picture]
Date:July 18th, 2006 08:33 pm (UTC)
Or! Or...

Many Scientologists use some sort of Scientology Net Nanny. Maybe his thank you to you got caught up in their Net Nanny, because you know too many people too close to the liberation of...well, you know.
[User Picture]
Date:July 18th, 2006 08:44 pm (UTC)
that is so damn awsome! :D i sure hope you hear from him, 'cuz it's always fun to hear about it in your posts!
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[User Picture]
Date:July 18th, 2006 08:50 pm (UTC)
Pchuh. This is so wasted on you. You don't want to sleep with any of the stars you email. You need to SHARE. But that is awesome and I totally hate you omg

Also, thanks for the reminder to send out the mix CDs I made months ago. *gets out envelopes*
[User Picture]
Date:July 18th, 2006 09:09 pm (UTC)
Oh, that gracious Jason. I want to believe it's so calculated and cold or some way that he's trying to get the fans to support his taking over the show or killing Kristen's dogs or something. But when he CALLS and thanks people I know personally and then also wants to make sure he thanks you as well, then that whole "Jason MUST BE EVIL and NOT PERFECT" thing kind of goes out the window.

That's great that he likes your cd so much, I have to admit I was wary on the concept. You win, AGAIN.
[User Picture]
Date:July 18th, 2006 09:11 pm (UTC)
I put System of a Down on it. Come on. How could he not love it?
[User Picture]
Date:July 18th, 2006 09:39 pm (UTC)
Oh, P-C. Bless you. Well, and bless them too, because that's very sweet and admirably polite (...if not entirely big on the follow-through) of Jason and co.

Look at the Big Name Fan you are! All important and shit! Made of Awesome! BFF with all the famous people!

AND you look cute in a tiara. Good job!
[User Picture]
Date:July 18th, 2006 10:10 pm (UTC)
Completely OT from the rest of the replies, but I think you're the only person I've ever seen with a 'random butter battle references' tag. :-D
[User Picture]
Date:July 18th, 2006 10:20 pm (UTC)
And probably the only person you ever will see.
[User Picture]
Date:July 18th, 2006 10:33 pm (UTC)
I'd blame his publicist. Kath also had a long delay between emailing his pub and getting a response about her interview until she actually reminded Jason about it during the Bloggers day thing. Then he got back with her pretty quickly. So, clearly, it's the middle(wo)man causing the prob!

Also, now I have a conversation starter! ;)
[User Picture]
Date:July 18th, 2006 11:38 pm (UTC)
That's the randomest conversation ever for you to have put up. It's the fact that it happened over a month ago. I mean, if you were squeeing (or whatever-ing) cause it'd just happened... but no.

But I still heart you, you big Cow. And I know how to use question marks?
[User Picture]
Date:July 18th, 2006 11:47 pm (UTC)
Well, I wasn't going to put it up initially because I was WAITING FOR HIM TO RESPOND. I wanted the story to be complete.

But now, I have to put it up because I'll be sure to bring it up at Comic-Con, so the story needs to be told beforehand?
Date:July 19th, 2006 12:05 am (UTC)
I blame Beaver!
Date:July 19th, 2006 12:50 am (UTC)
Yeah, but a month in JASON DOHRING EMAIL TIME? Start counting your responses in November, yo. Any time before then is probably fair game.
[User Picture]
Date:July 19th, 2006 04:10 am (UTC)

Oh my God, you're so fucking right. Ahahahahahahahaha.
Date:July 19th, 2006 03:28 am (UTC)
Spectral Bovine: [e-mail address removed to avoid being put on Scientology mailing lists]


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