And luckily, I am getting one! Kind of. I'm going home for four days, so I may be kind of sparse in these parts as my time is monopolized by the family.
Getting that word out, however, is really only an excuse to post a poll. Because it is Friday, and the F stands for Fun.
Today's poll is inspired by amberlynne, but superhero fans who I imagine normally skip my posts (minim_calibre! ocvictor!) would do well to participate.
Who has a better costume?
Who has a better "sidekick"? (Dick Grayson vs. Jimmy Olsen)
Who has a really awesome car?
That last question was fixed. And it was lame. Superman doesn't need a car because he can FLY, MOTHERFUCKER!
Who has better villains?
Who has an entire "family" of superheroes who work with him and love him to a fault?
Hey! What about the Justice League of America?!
Who can go into space? Can your precious BATMAN go into space?
Take a look at No Man's Land. Who held Gotham together, and who was a self-righteous ass?
Did that last question actually have a right answer?
Who won the fight in The Dark Knight Returns?
So you don't read comics? Fine, who has the better movies?
This poll is so long, I actually have to split it into TWO. Whose fault is that?
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Who has an entire website dedicated to how much of a dick he is?
Who probably has an entire website dedicated to how much he likes Dick?
Who is more of a dick to the people who care about him?
You know, you were actually allowed to vote for Batman in that one.
Wait, that didn't have anything to do with Batman and/or Superman.
Whose home turf is cooler? (Gotham vs. Metropolis)
Who has a cooler alter ego?
Finally: who is the greatest superhero of all time?