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The Man of Metropolis Steals Our Farts

Today marks my 26th straight day of work. I have worked three weekends in a row, as well as two nights. I have clocked 58 hours of overtime in the month of June. That means I can finally buy a digital camera. And possibly go to Tahiti. But I am so burnt out that my productivity is basically shot to hell. I need a break.

And luckily, I am getting one! Kind of. I'm going home for four days, so I may be kind of sparse in these parts as my time is monopolized by the family.

Getting that word out, however, is really only an excuse to post a poll. Because it is Friday, and the F stands for Fun.

Today's poll is inspired by amberlynne, but superhero fans who I imagine normally skip my posts (minim_calibre! ocvictor!) would do well to participate.

Poll #759492 The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Who's cooler?

Batman
83(91.2%)
Superman
8(8.8%)

Who has a better costume?

Batman
79(86.8%)
Superman
12(13.2%)

Who has a better "sidekick"? (Dick Grayson vs. Jimmy Olsen)

Batman
63(69.2%)
Superman
28(30.8%)

Who has a really awesome car?

Batman
90(98.9%)
Superman
1(1.1%)

That last question was fixed. And it was lame. Superman doesn't need a car because he can FLY, MOTHERFUCKER!

Batman
32(36.0%)
Superman
57(64.0%)

Who has better villains?

Batman
65(73.9%)
Superman
23(26.1%)

Who has an entire "family" of superheroes who work with him and love him to a fault?

Batman
55(63.2%)
Superman
32(36.8%)

Hey! What about the Justice League of America?!

Batman's in the JLA too, you twat.
66(75.9%)
Oh. Fuck.
21(24.1%)

Who can go into space? Can your precious BATMAN go into space?

Jon Stewart can't go into space, and he's cooler than Superman.
68(75.6%)
Superman could beat up Jon Stewart.
22(24.4%)

Take a look at No Man's Land. Who held Gotham together, and who was a self-righteous ass?

Batman
69(84.1%)
Superman
13(15.9%)

Did that last question actually have a right answer?

Yes
61(73.5%)
Yes
22(26.5%)

Who won the fight in The Dark Knight Returns?

Batman
72(85.7%)
Superman
12(14.3%)

Objection! AU!

Overruled
59(68.6%)
Sustained
27(31.4%)

So you don't read comics? Fine, who has the better movies?

Batman
72(80.0%)
Superman
18(20.0%)

This poll is so long, I actually have to split it into TWO. Whose fault is that?

Batman
27(29.3%)
Superman
65(70.7%)

(Click "Submit Poll" now before moving on!)

Poll #759493 The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny Continues!

Who has an entire website dedicated to how much of a dick he is?

Batman
18(22.0%)
Superman
64(78.0%)

Who probably has an entire website dedicated to how much he likes Dick?

Batman
58(70.7%)
Superman
24(29.3%)

Who is more of a dick to the people who care about him?

Batman
61(74.4%)
Superman
21(25.6%)

You know, you were actually allowed to vote for Batman in that one.

You're right, he's kind of a dick.
63(76.8%)
I'm going to start batdickery.com right now!
19(23.2%)

Who's cooler?

Aquaman
28(35.0%)
A half-eaten cheese sandwich
52(65.0%)

Wait, that didn't have anything to do with Batman and/or Superman.

Yeah, but it was funny, huh?
50(64.1%)
Did you just make a reference to a large Hispanic comedian you saw on Comedy Central whose name you can't even remember?
28(35.9%)

Whose home turf is cooler? (Gotham vs. Metropolis)

Batman
64(78.0%)
Superman
18(22.0%)

Who has a cooler alter ego?

Batman
68(82.9%)
Superman
14(17.1%)

Finally: who is the greatest superhero of all time?

Batman
50(62.5%)
Superman
30(37.5%)
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