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April 14th, 2006

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09:40 am - Fun with Dick and Jacques!
It has come to my attention that some of you are not familiar with the phenomenon that is Jacques Preppernau. Unfortunately, hellopoe has most of the relevant posts flocked...except for this one! You see that guy? Always seen hanging out with Dick and Logan? Known in some circles as "Random cowlick 09er dude"?

(BREAKING NEWS! Relevant posts are now public! Click, monkeys, click!)

hellopoe and I decided a month ago that he should not be so random, in a conversation cut for S2 spoilers:

hellopoe: OKAY you know what else? Boy needs a name. Any suggestions?
spectralbovine: Pierre Preppernau.
hellopoe: OMG did you just make him the coach's son?? Ha!
spectralbovine: Hey, Butters turned out to be Clemmons's son. And Trina turned out to be Moorehead's daughter. It could happen!
hellopoe: Oh, your logic is solid, I have no problems there. We need to rethink the Pierre part, though. I mean, sure sure, French class and all. But Pierre? No.
spectralbovine: Jacques? Fun with Dick and Jacques would be a good show.

Jean? Fun with Dick and Jean would be a good show.

hellopoe: Jacques! Jacques it is. Jacques Preppernau is the greatest name EVER. And Fun with Dick and Jacques would be an instant hit. Tell Rob!

Props also go to naty_, who seems to be a superstar JP-spotter. This is why we love Neptune High, people. Because it feels real. Because we can actually go looking for Jacques fucking Preppernau. Who has a name because of me. This is my contribution to the fandom. My flimsy, irrelevant contribution to the fandom.

In related news, spadada identified OMG SHELLY 1.0!!!! in the last episode. She's baaaaack! Shelly and Jacques should totally date, right? Jacques/Shelly OTP!

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Date:April 14th, 2006 02:00 pm (UTC)
Jacques/Shelly OTP!
No. JP should date Mac! She has streaky hair, he has sticky-up hair. And she needs the lovin' after the way Beav went all postal on her. I bet JP would be gifted in the sack too because that's the way of the French. Jacques/Mac FOREVAH!! Their love could bridge the 09er 02er gap yo.
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Date:April 14th, 2006 03:23 pm (UTC)
Thank you for annointing cowlick dude with a name. So can someone come up with a backstory too? I've been parrotting my background boy crush for quite some time now. Every week I look forward to a JP-spotting, as if I'm doing a "Where is Waldo." I think I've spotted him in about 6 different scenes, spanning across 3 episodes. If I'm not mistaken, I've probably heard him grunt too.
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Date:April 14th, 2006 05:13 pm (UTC)
backup10 tossed the idea long ago that we should have a section for the recurring extras with our own names like "Long-Haired Dude" and shit like that. If we ever do get around to it, I'll be sure to write something for our man Jacques.

Also, I have it on record that the extra in question is totally cute and nice and would go to Taco Bell with you.
Date:April 14th, 2006 05:26 pm (UTC)
a superstar JP-spotter
Finally! That's the shiny accolade that's going to give my resumé that extra sparkle ;)
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Date:April 14th, 2006 05:38 pm (UTC)
You can put it under "superstar vidder."
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Date:April 14th, 2006 06:41 pm (UTC)
bad destiny's child references

Best tag ever.
Date:April 14th, 2006 09:13 pm (UTC)
Fun With Dick and Jacques will doubtlessly appear on the same channel as Housecleaning With the Stars.
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Date:April 14th, 2006 10:28 pm (UTC)

I already knew everything you said. This is just me commenting to say you're funny. Because I know you like it when people do that.
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Date:April 14th, 2006 11:16 pm (UTC)
This is the funniest, most clever thing I've read this day.

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Date:April 15th, 2006 06:11 am (UTC)
Haha, that is a great name. I really like Pierre. It's just fun to say. Pierre.

And, Ha! I never noticed Shelly. See what I miss when I am not around?!
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Date:April 15th, 2006 07:19 am (UTC)
He is dreamy.
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Date:April 16th, 2006 08:54 pm (UTC)
Jacques! Jacques Preppernau!

Wow, you rule.

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