Now, some pimping.
cindywrites talks to Buffy about VM. She's taking the breakup kind of hard, I think.
horsefacehannah makes out with a cat. I link because she is pretty. Karen, not the kitty.
This book and this book are the greatest books ever.
It contains 365 daily orders, each one of which could turn your humdrum existence into a daily free-fall. On day 295, propose to a complete stranger. On day 181, get your street renamed after you. On day 16, discreetly give the finger to everyone you meet. Other days encourage self-crucifixion, currency manipulation, and writing to dictators.
Days to spice up your life include:
* Claim you're Jesus day
* Lobby Celine Dion to sing about you
* Bake naked day
* Let children rule the world
* Speak only Esperanto day
* Speed-read War and Peace
And the ever-popular Pour Cocaine Down an Anthill Day.
Well. I've run out of things to pimp already. I rock at padding posts.