Because my fandom is awesome (crazy, but awesome), I have compiled here a summary of the deaths we came up with. They are terribly entertaining, and some of them are simply brilliant, especially toward the end. After a while, we had deaths prepared in advance and coordinated so that we could use them. You'll find references to other television shows, famous poems, and TWoP posters. You'll find deaths in various formats, from news article to limerick. Enjoy!
1. Lianne Mars, death by maternal behavior. Written by cool beans.
2. Troy Vandegraff, death by flaming panties. Written by OHVibe.
3. Celeste Kane, death by reflected icy glare. Written by M.McCheese.
4. Madison Sinclair, death by a trip to the dentist...in Marathon Man. Written by

5. Duncan Kane, death by inanimate object. Written by M.McCheese.
6. Trina Echolls, death by pop tart. Written by misst25.
7. Mallory Dent, death by social apathy. Written by tvjunkie2008.
8. Aaron Echolls, death by brutal ass whipping. Written by

9. Lynn Echolls, death by cannibals. Written by

10. Abel Koontz, death by phlegm. Written by

11. Sheriff Don Lamb, death by gross incompetence. Written by

12. Clarence Wiedman, death by dinosaur devouring. Written by

13. Dick Casablancas, death by drug deal decapitation. Written by

14. Corny, death by cock bong. Written by

15. Deputy Leo D'Amato, death by octopus mauling. Written by

16. Cassidy "Beaver" Casablanacas, death by landing the wrong way on a Dick after finally gettin' some. Written by

17. Jake Kane, death by smokin' hot sex. Written by


18. Eli "Weevil" Navarro, death by HoYay! Written by

19. Vice Principal Van Clemmons, death by GaySerialKillerLogan. Written by
20, 21. Casey and Luke, death by sharpened pencils, after succumbing to the HoYay! Written by Encore.
22. Meg Manning, death by "Porphyria's Lover." Written by


23. Cindy "Mac" Mackenzie, death by dereferencing a null pointer. Coded by
24. Carrie Bishop, death by lip gloss. Written by


25. Lilly Kane, death by vorpal ashtray. Written by

26. Alicia Fennel, death by happiness. Written by

27. Wallace Fennel, death by killer crossover hook. Written by

28. Logan Echolls, death by fangirl love. Written by

29. Veronica Mars, death by mistaken identity. Written by


30. Keith Mars, death by noir. Written by

31. Backup, death by double canicide. Written by
32. Cliff McCormack surveys the wreckage and rides off into the sunset. Written by

Obituaries by
There once was a lawyer named Cliff,
Who one day fell off a cliff.
A death quite so tawdry
Engendered camaraderie
Among those who made him a stiff.
In conclusion, Diane Ruggiero is hot.