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I Like This Game. It's...Tawdry.

All right, so if you've been around TWoP recently, you'll notice that the latest craze is the Survival Game, where you award and deduct points from the characters in your show, and when they reach zero, you get to kill them.

Because my fandom is awesome (crazy, but awesome), I have compiled here a summary of the deaths we came up with. They are terribly entertaining, and some of them are simply brilliant, especially toward the end. After a while, we had deaths prepared in advance and coordinated so that we could use them. You'll find references to other television shows, famous poems, and TWoP posters. You'll find deaths in various formats, from news article to limerick. Enjoy!

1. Lianne Mars, death by maternal behavior. Written by cool beans.
2. Troy Vandegraff, death by flaming panties. Written by OHVibe.
3. Celeste Kane, death by reflected icy glare. Written by M.McCheese.
4. Madison Sinclair, death by a trip to the dentist...in Marathon Man. Written by Polter-Cow.
5. Duncan Kane, death by inanimate object. Written by M.McCheese.
6. Trina Echolls, death by pop tart. Written by misst25.
7. Mallory Dent, death by social apathy. Written by tvjunkie2008.
8. Aaron Echolls, death by brutal ass whipping. Written by pandora.
9. Lynn Echolls, death by cannibals. Written by sadie kate.
10. Abel Koontz, death by phlegm. Written by SinCA.
11. Sheriff Don Lamb, death by gross incompetence. Written by Shutterbug.
12. Clarence Wiedman, death by dinosaur devouring. Written by Polter-Cow.
13. Dick Casablancas, death by drug deal decapitation. Written by WestCoastLovin.
14. Corny, death by cock bong. Written by mrf.
15. Deputy Leo D'Amato, death by octopus mauling. Written by Polter-Cow.
16. Cassidy "Beaver" Casablanacas, death by landing the wrong way on a Dick after finally gettin' some. Written by Pardon My Snark/wykbbb.
17. Jake Kane, death by smokin' hot sex. Written by LittleLesh based on a suggestion by benchelsea.
18. Eli "Weevil" Navarro, death by HoYay! Written by eirefaerie based on a scenario by rosiecat.
19. Vice Principal Van Clemmons, death by GaySerialKillerLogan. Written by eirefaerie.
20, 21. Casey and Luke, death by sharpened pencils, after succumbing to the HoYay! Written by Encore.
22. Meg Manning, death by "Porphyria's Lover." Written by Polter-Cow, inspired by midstofwinter and Robert Browning.
23. Cindy "Mac" Mackenzie, death by dereferencing a null pointer. Coded by lilserf.
24. Carrie Bishop, death by lip gloss. Written by Polter-Cow based on an idea by marks of love.
25. Lilly Kane, death by vorpal ashtray. Written by marks of love.
26. Alicia Fennel, death by happiness. Written by rosiecat.
27. Wallace Fennel, death by killer crossover hook. Written by misskiwi.
28. Logan Echolls, death by fangirl love. Written by SweetCynic.
29. Veronica Mars, death by mistaken identity. Written by InigoMontoya. Alternate death by JenniferEileen.
30. Keith Mars, death by noir. Written by marks of love.
31. Backup, death by double canicide. Written by alliterator.
32. Cliff McCormack surveys the wreckage and rides off into the sunset. Written by Polter-Cow and alliterator, respectively.

Obituaries by alliterator.

There once was a lawyer named Cliff,
Who one day fell off a cliff.
A death quite so tawdry
Engendered camaraderie
Among those who made him a stiff.

In conclusion, Diane Ruggiero is hot.