Today is the final Limerick Day, meaning that anyone who donates receives a limerick, and $25 or more gets you a hard-to-spell word of your choice incorporated into said limerick. Like so:
Josh, you are clearly no lurdane, As you've given to me the burden To rhyme syzygy. I'm a whiz! Uh, gee. This limerick here is your guerdon.
And speaking of hard-to-spell words, tomorrow is the Spelling Bee for Cheaters, you guys! I thought it was going to be tough to beat Michael Chabon, but now Adam Savage has a lot of cheating money! I need to practice! Everyone, throw your favorite words at me so I can win this BIG SHINY TROPHY.