October 19th, 2006


The Flying Spaghetti Monster Compels You!

Um, so, you know all that fame and lack of fortune that helpmeveronica.com brought me? Guess how much it cost?


That's how much I have to pay in overage charges because of all my longass phone calls to raelee discussing and coordinating the project. I have 800 MINUTES on my plan, guys. I never even consider the possibility of going over. But it turns out a bunch of hourlong phone calls during the day start to add up. At $0.40 a minute.

This is what I get for complaining about not spending enough money, huh?

But enough about me, let's talk about you. And what you can do for me. And by me, I mean my BFF, toughcookie42.

Many of you are familiar with the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Well, since Halloween is coming up, the best way to honor the FSM is to carve his image into a pumpkin. And offer $500 to the best one.

Now, Melanie has entered this contest. She is #8 - His Noodly Embrace. And I want you to go vote for her pumpkin because it is clearly the best. Look at the craftsmanship! The lettering! The accurate representation of the world! The lighting! Look, I've got something like 400 people reading this damn thing, and if you all go vote for her RIGHT NOW, she'll be in the lead. And if you all vote for her once a day, then she'll totally win. It doesn't take very much effort!

In other news: Melanie, why didn't you tell me Kelli was in frickin' Concord?! You're on notice.