September 20th, 2006

Alien tech

Is It His Quest for Glory?

I just put together a computer desk ALL BY MYSELF. I used TOOLS like an "Allen wrench," a "wrench," and a "screwdriver." I lay on my back without a shirt on and screwed. I deduced that I had inadvertently put the drawer together backward and fixed my error efficiently. I drank a glass of limeade.

It took me three-and-a-half hours.

I feel like such a MAN.

Okay, a real man wouldn't have meticulously followed the instructions.