February 17th, 2006

Rob loves me

Television Writer Deathmatch!

So, earlier this week, I discovered the hilarious e-mails between Judd Apatow (Freaks and Geeks, Undeclared) and Mark Brazill (That '70s Show). It's a real exchange about a years-held grudge, and it's truly nasty but highly entertaining. Then, today, I was pointed to the hilarious blog comments between Joss Whedon (Buffy, Angel, Firefly, Serenity, Astonishing X-Men) and Warren Ellis (Planetary, Transmetropolitan, Global Frequency). It's a playful exchange about...many things, and it's truly ridiculous and highly entertaining.

And then I got to thinking...dude! Rob Thomas (Dawson's Creek, Cupid, Snoops, Veronica Mars) needs to have a fight with someone! The only question is...who?

Poll #674778 Two Writers Enter. One Writer Cries.

With whom should Rob have a very nasty but entertaining e-mail conversation that is soon leaked to the Internet?

J.J Abrams
35(35.7%)
Joss Whedon
12(12.2%)
David E. Kelley
15(15.3%)
Kevin Williamson
21(21.4%)
Mitchell Hurwitz
0(0.0%)
Amy Sherman-Palladino and Daniel Palladino
15(15.3%)
Somebody (probably Drew Goddard) I will explain in the comments
0(0.0%)

With whom should Rob have a lighthearted exchange of blog comments that is soon the talk of the Internet?

J.J. Abrams
11(11.2%)
Joss Whedon
59(60.2%)
David E. Kelley
2(2.0%)
Kevin Williamson
1(1.0%)
Mitchell Hurwitz
14(14.3%)
Amy Sherman-Palladino and Daniel Palladino
6(6.1%)
Somebody (probably Drew Goddard) I will explain in the comments
5(5.1%)

With whom should Rob get into an actual fist fight that is recorded and soon leaked to the Internet?

J.J. Abrams
23(23.7%)
Joss Whedon
5(5.2%)
David E. Kelley
29(29.9%)
Kevin Williamson
19(19.6%)
Mitchell Hurwitz
3(3.1%)
Amy Sherman-Palladino and Daniel Palladino
14(14.4%)
Somebody (probably Drew Goddard) I will explain in the comments
4(4.1%)


Feel free to explain in the comments the actual circumstances and motivation for these fights, because really, that's where the fun is.