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January 31st, 2006


07:54 pm - So That One Day in Your Memoirs
Boy, we sure had a lot of fun last night, eh? Buffy even stopped by!

Anyway, it occurred to me that I completely forgot to celebrate my one-year LJversary. That's right, peoples: I made my first LJ post on January 29, 2005. At the time, this journal existed solely to promote Protein Angst. I snagged twenty or thirty friends (that is, people who already knew me) within a couple days. Since then, I've posted, like, six blog posts, friended over two hundred people, and been friended by over three hundred people. I certainly didn't expect it, and I know I owe it all to Veronica Mars. You guys rock.

Shout-outs to allthelivesofme and foresthouse, my very first LiveJournal friends (that is, people I met through LJ), who have still not seen VM.

Some sort of Polter-Cow Retrospective would be fun, I suppose, but GG is on in five minutes. Perhaps later.

So: there's been a lot of new blood since Austin, and I know there are five or six people on my flist who couldn't care less about VM, so the following exercise is a win-win situation.

I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

Wait, fuck, wrong exercise.

I want you to ask me a question as hard as you can.

One question. Because there's a fucking lot of you. It can be about me, my journal, anything. Well, almost anything. Point is, this is a way for you to get to know me. I'll answer all the questions in a post...eventually.

There's one more thing, though: along with your question, I want you to tell me one random fact about yourself. These facts will be judged by a tribunal of radioactive monkeys, and the person with the best fact wins a prize. The prize being I will write a post on the subject of his or her choice.

While you think of your question and random fact, please take this very, very serious poll.

Poll #664115 A Brief History of Time

Which are cooler: ninjas or pirates?

Ninjas
50(39.7%)
Pirates
76(60.3%)

If you adopted a sea lion, what would you name it?

Spuds Mackenzie
19(15.2%)
Jesus
18(14.4%)
Reginald
59(47.2%)
I don't believe in adoption
3(2.4%)
I don't believe in sea lions
26(20.8%)

What is your favorite curse word?

Fuck
18(15.3%)
Fuck
11(9.3%)
Fuck
33(28.0%)
Fuck
41(34.7%)
Fuck
15(12.7%)

Potato.

Cucumber
23(18.4%)
Celery
8(6.4%)
Tomato
38(30.4%)
Kielbasa
28(22.4%)
Rutabaga
28(22.4%)

What is the answer to this question?

Uh.
3(2.4%)
Um.
5(4.0%)
Huh?
4(3.2%)
Fuck.
49(39.2%)
42.
64(51.2%)

Current Mood: dorkywhimsical
Current Music: Joanna Newsom - Sprout and the Bean

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