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September 19th, 2005

06:55 pm - This Conversation Is from Memory and May Be Slightly Inaccurate
Co-worker (not TCIHATCO): "Can't you tell when someone's hitting on you?"
Me: "No. I don't think I've ever been hit on."
Co-worker: "You're lying! No girl has ever hit on you?"
Me: "It's the truth."
Co-worker: "You've never had a girlfriend?"
Me: "No. I've never been on a date."
Co-worker: "You've never been on a date?! Wow, why?"
Me: "Well, I wasn't allowed to in high school. And I've been unsuccessful since then."
Co-worker: "That sucks."
Me: "I'm a nice guy. I'm the friend guy."
Co-worker: "That's such bullshit. I've gone through a lot of nice guys....Do you like girls? Are you gay?"
Me: "No!"
Co-worker: "Hey, it could happen!"
Me: "It could."
Co-worker: "I'll bet you're one of those people who'll just one day run into the girl you know you're going to marry."
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