The Book of the Celestial Cow

“So, I'm here at, uh, Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. The sounds you hear around you are the Ocean getting my shorts all wet. And I thought, hey, for all you beachless people maybe you'd like to hear the sounds of the Ocean and the waves crashing. [Ed Note: Again, continued down in the comments because there's no way it's all fitting with the LJ transcprition limit.]”

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