August 1st, 2005

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Why I Am a Terrorist

This post exists mostly to inform you people that from the evening of August 3 to the afternoon of August 13, I will be on vacation in the southeastern United States (Georgia, Tennessee, North Carolina, etc.) with my family, and thus most likely offline. I will probably PhonePost, since that's what they're for, but I probably won't have anything interesting to say.

But because I'm not into two-sentence posts, this post is padded with an amusing IM conversation. Since I still need to pay my rent, I applied for a job at a local bookstore, the name of which I will not disclose so as to not have to flock this post. After I got past the basic questions, the application got rather...interesting. Luckily, jeeperstseepers was around.

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I bomb your house. Idioth.