March 21st, 2005

When Polter-Cows Attack!

Number One in the Hood, G

It's time for some more TWoP shenanigans, and I post here for easy access and a copy for posterity because I amuse myself quite easily.

The setup: how to pronounce wykbbb. I say, "wick-triple-B." fishinginthemudhealing fish says, "And with that, a rapper is born."

Never one to take a sentence at anything less than face value, I proceed to post the following:

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After a good reception, I decide I should tour with 50 Cent to promote Veronica Mars under the name Two Dollar Bill (healing fish cleverly adds, "Together you'd be 'Tall Coffee at Starbucks.'"). grim squeaker ghettoizes the name into 2$Bill, and the name sticks.

And then, rather than work on my seminar, I get hit with more ridiculous inspiration.

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I'm waiting for my record deal.

Anyway, Mars Investigations is up. It's a site a bunch of us TWoPers have been working on (although I haven't done much besides copy-edit so far). It's geared towards getting newbies caught up with the show in time for the seven-episode rollercoaster beginning next Tuesday. But it's also a great resource for the hardcore fan. And it's snarky. Go, visit, tell your friends, get everyone you know hooked on Veronica Mars, cause I want the ratings on March 29 to go through the fucking roof.

This show is gonna get a boost. The kind of boost that every show should have. I'm gonna get this show a dark, noir second season if I have to kill every single person on the face of the Earth to do it.

In conclusion, Kevin Kline.