|12:41 am - Titanic in Five Seconds|
So I was reading cleolinda of Movies in Fifteen Minutes fame today, and she was frustrated at not being able to finish Titanic, twenty-nine pages in.
I made a post, entirely to amuse myself and maybe give her a good laugh, and apparently, it was really funny, so I thought I'd preserve it in my own journal.
Also, twenty-nine pages? Damn, I thought these were Movies in Fifteen Minutes. Can't you cut out all the, I don't know, people, and write the whole movie from the perspective of the ship?bast_setesh added:
TITANIC: All good.
TITANIC: Yeah, all good.
TITANIC: Damn, this is a lot of people.
DOLPHINS: Eek, click click!
TITANIC: Fucking dolphins.
TITANIC: OMGWTF ICEBERG!!
You forgot:I made a lot of people laugh, and was offered an earlobe-lick, so that was cool. Oh, and I also discovered I'd been pseudowanked.
ICEBERG: I cut you, bitch!
TITANIC: Oh, sh--*garblegarble*
Current Mood: pleased
Current Music: Green Day - Homecoming