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July 3rd, 2005


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02:48 pm - Say What?
All right, it's Sunday. Let's play a game. Not the screencap game, since that's way too much trouble for me. Instead, you are going to identify lines from television shows. Name the show and the character who said it. For at least one, the line may have simply been text on the screen. No television show will be used more than once. If you figure out a few, you may get some hints for the others. The person who gets the most right (no cheating!) wins...nothing. Unless you have some deep desire for me to write about something, then maybe I'll humor your request. I'm too lazy to screen comments, so you're on your honor, guys. I won't strike out the ones that have been guessed: just try them all without looking first. Then feel free to keep trying if no one else has commented with the right answer. Or even if they have. Everyone have fun! There are no losers here! Only winners...who haven't won...yet.

1. "Me? Well, let me tell you something about normal people like me. They just wish they were special, like you."

2. "That's the plan? Walking real quick was the plan?"

3. "Well, other bands know more than three chords. Your professional bands can play up to six, sometimes seven completely different chords."

4. "But you're well proportioned, that counts for something."

5. "This is where I felt it the first time: the universe was cocking the Fuck-With-Me Gun."

6. "Because it honestly believes they should die. Human beings are different, and anything different is wrong. It's the ultimate in racial cleansing, and you, Van Statten, you've let it loose!"

7. "You found me broken."

8. "'What? I can't hear you. Hold on, let me put the phone up to my bionic ear. There, that's better. WAIT, not so LOUD! I have bionic hearing.'"

9. "That is chocolate-covered death."

10. "Pancakes are cake. Pancakes are for breakfast."

11. "I'm sorry. I don’t get references before 1990."

12. "Quickest way to find the needle? Burn the haystack."

13. "You know, in ancient Persia, the kings would kill a messenger who brought them news they didn't like. In modern times a sword in the chest might seem a little extreme. Something more subtle would be in order. Enjoying your drink?"

14. "God of commerce, wrestling, gymnastics, thieving, good luck, sleep, wealth, and dreams."

15. "Safe? What's safer than a morgue?"

16. "Me and Ashley don't mix. We're like oil and...Satan."

17. "What is it with you girls and your girly-girl drama?"

18. "There's like six Law and Orders on the air now, have you not seen one of them?"

19. "I was just never sure your little feet could reach the pedals."

20. "Lesson #3: No theoretical questions about meteorological anomalies"
Current Mood: lazylazy
Current Music: Nine Inch Nails - Something I Can Never Have

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From:cleapet
Date:July 3rd, 2005 07:22 pm (UTC)
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1) BtVS - Xander.

2) AtS - Gunn - that ep in which Gunn and Cordelia meet Angel sneaking into Wolfram & Hart.

3)

4)

Uhh...

18) Bones. DB's character: Sleed, or Steed, or something.

19)

I got nothing.
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From:spectralbovine
Date:July 3rd, 2005 07:26 pm (UTC)
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He he he.

1. Nope. But there is a BTVS line in there.
2. Yep!
18. Nope. I haven't watched the pilot. But you've heard this line.

Ah, this is fun. After having my brain all confuzzled by these things so many times, I get to be the confuzzler!
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From:cleapet
Date:July 3rd, 2005 07:27 pm (UTC)
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It's possible 18 was Kitchen Confidential but I don't think so. It's some ep I've seen recently though. Ack, memory!
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From:spectralbovine
Date:July 3rd, 2005 07:29 pm (UTC)
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Nope. All of them are shows that have already aired. I mean, I was going to be mean and use something from the Global Frequency pilot, but I decided against it.

I'm not sure if it's an ep you've seen recently, but it's certainly one you've dealt with.
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From:cleapet
Date:July 3rd, 2005 07:44 pm (UTC)
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Wonderfalls - Jaye, Crime Dog?
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From:spectralbovine
Date:July 3rd, 2005 07:45 pm (UTC)
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Right show, wrong character.
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From:cleapet
Date:July 3rd, 2005 08:01 pm (UTC)
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Her sister! Her brother! Her sister AND her brother!
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From:spectralbovine
Date:July 3rd, 2005 08:02 pm (UTC)
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Ha ha ha ha ha.

Sister. Heh.

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