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August 4th, 2008


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02:45 pm - Southern Discomfort
Raise your hand if you even noticed I was gone for a week! I'm sure most of you were busy with Comic-Con and Houston and Sparklelolcopalypse Sparklelolcalypse (tm cleolinda) and all manner of sundry things, so if there's a post of yours—or a video or trailer or magical fandom thing/news—you want to make sure I see, give it here, you. I skimmed through my skip=600 (and that was without comms and feeds).

I was stolen away for a family vacation, and while I don't plan on writing extensively about it, let's see if I can get away with an abridged version.

Friday: I flew from California to Texas, where it was about thirty degrees hotter. At night. As is traditional with family visits, I stayed up late playing video games with my brother (and by "with," I mean he watched me).

Saturday: I had breakfast with Ravi & Laura at the Allgood Cafe in Deep Ellum. Afterwards, we went to the mall and saw XF2 and had gelato that wasn't as good as the gelato I get here. Again, I played a lot of video games.

Sunday: We drove to Jackson, Mississippi, where my uncle lives. He has an awesome home theatre and a terabyte hard drive filled with downloaded movies. I successfully avoided ever answering my aunt's "mom question" of "What do you eat?" since the conversation kept branching out in digressions. When she eventually realized I had never answered the question, I said, "Yeah, isn't that cool?" Or something like that. The endpoint of the question, of course, was that if I wasn't eating right, I needed a wife to make me food. My aunt took me aside and told me that my mom had sort of freaked out when she learned about my Santa Cruz trip from my other aunt; my mom herself had told me at home that I should take it slow or whatever, but she hadn't seemed as upset as my aunt implied.

Monday: We went to the mall and did a lot of shopping. As is apparently tradition, we bought shoes (I got some really nice dress shoes for eight bucks). That night, we played a couple rounds of Apples to Apples, which was fun, although my mom took the game a little too seriously. I think my brother won the first game, and I won the second game.

Tuesday: We drove to Pensacola, Florida. This led to my brother and I continually saying, "Are you from Americola?" That's a Star Tropics reference, by the way. Our relationship relies heavily on video games.

Wednesday: I can barely remember a thing about Pensacola. I know we visited the beach, and it was nice, and I wrote "BAD WOLF" in the sand. Then we drove to Crestview. Unless we did that the next day. In any case, there was a lot of Social Visiting, which is all Indians do on vacation, really. Go and sit at your dad's dad's cousin's husband's sister's son's house or whatever. You think I'm exaggerating, but not so much. Extended family for Indians is...very extended, and hospitality is encouraged and a mark of pride. Except social visiting is really only for the parents, as the kids rarely even know who the people are, and they're just sort of there to be shown off. The parents field any questions about them. They should just sit there quietly and not be dressed like hooligans (A T-shirt?! With a DESIGN on it?!). I wondered whether and how I would put my kids through this.

Thursday: My brother and I went swimming in the hotel pool for a few minutes to please my dad, who had been irritated that we hadn't gone swimming the night before. Of course, there were no witnesses, so he didn't even believe us at first. Later, my siblings and I went on an adventure, "taking a walk" to Whataburger for lunch and then Arby's for curly fries. To my surprise, my dad saw through our ruse but wasn't really mad. We drove up to Destin to shop at the outlet mall. At Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory, I had a frozen key lime pie dipped in chocolate—the very last one, at that! My dad surprised me again by totally letting us have chicken on Thursday (my mom forbid us from eating meat on Thursday because it was the day of Dattatreya or...something; it was really arbitrary and I stopped adhering to it way back in college when it proved too much of an annoying inconvenience). We checked out the beach, which had beautiful, fine white sand. And little jellyfish. It was getting late, though, so we planned to come back the next day. On the way back, we did some more social visiting, this place being notable for the following anecdote: A laptop was displaying a slideshow of pictures from Costa Rica. There began what looked to be a series of pictures from a zoo, and the photographer was taking lots of pictures of birds. So my little sister and I were all, "The next one's a bird." And the next one was a bird. I would say, "The next one's not a bird," and, aha! it was of some people. Or my sister would point out a bird in the background. The next one's a bird. The next one's a bird. Then there were, like, three or four pictures of monkeys in a row. We finally caught on: "The next one's not a bird," said my sister. "The next one's a monkey," I said, one-upping her. The next one...WAS A BIRD.

Friday: For lunch, one of our relatives took us into Niceville (Isn't that a great name? It's like Happytown!), where we ate at the French Quarter Grill. My brother and I had incredibly good blackened chicken po' boys. The chicken was so well seasoned and tender. My little sister had some incredibly good bread rolls; we learned that the incredible goodness was because they were fried. We would drool over the fried bread for the rest of the trip. Back in Destin, we hit up the outlet mall again for more bargains, and then we hit the beach, where I punched the Gulf of Mexico in the face. Dirty bitch kept knocking me down!

Saturday: Social Visiting Extravaganza! We visited something like five or six different places on the way to Bremen, Georgia, hitting most of them in the Montgomery, Alabama area. They fed us a little too well, making dinner irrelevant. At one random place, the guy asked my mom for my Information—height, weight, education, etc.—so he could keep an eye out for a good girl for me. As if he knew anything at all about me. At least I had changed out of my hooligan shirt! I looked like a respectable member of society rather than a guy who listens to bands that don't even exist yet.

Sunday: To the Atlanta airport! Lots of shenanigans with my flight, but, hey, it wouldn't be a family vacation without that last conversation with my dad. This time, he told me that I needed to buy a new car, look for jobs in Texas, and find someone to marry before next Christmas, or it was off to the wife factory with me.

If my vacation doesn't sound all that vacation-y, that's because...it wasn't. But I got to spend a lot of time with my brother and sister, and that's what really mattered.

Wait, that's not what mattered! What mattered was all the new media I consumed. Because that's what you all care about.

VIDEO GAMES
Soul Calibur 4: My brother and I played a little bit of this because it was in the Xbox. It was, you know, a fighting game. Playing as Yoda was pretty fun.

Condemned: Criminal Origins: This was the game I played for hours and hours until I beat the damn thing. It's a first-person shooter that places a heavy emphasis on melee combat, so instead of running around with a rocket launcher, you're beating the shit out of people with axes and pipes and paper cutters and shit. And when I say people, of course I mean zombies. Basically. It's a creepy motherfucker of a game, especially because it's rare that enemies just jump out and surprise you. Instead, you see or hear a glimpse of them before they hide, so you know they're there, just waiting. There's also a lot of bullshit forensics that's kind of fun. Your character is a police officer voiced by Greg Grunberg, so it's like you're playing as Matt Parkman!

Grand Theft Auto IV: I played around on my brother's post-endgame save just to see what it was like, and he got me some codes so I could have even more fun. I liked blowing shit up. This one time, I blew a helicopter in half, you guys.

N/N+: Why had I not heard of this game before? It's so fun! You're a little ninja bouncing around solving puzzles! It's a nice, old-school game.

Pandemic/Pandemic 2: Paging cadhla! Paging cadhla! In this game, you get to play as a virus whose goal it is to EXTERMINATE HUMANITY. In the sequel, you can play as bacteria or parasite as well. You get "evolution points" as you infect more people, and it's so much fun to watch your infection spread across the world. You want to increase your infectivity while at the same time decreasing your visibility so countries don't shut down their borders and airports, keeping you from spreading. Once you have a worldwide presence, you can turn up your lethality and start watching the human population go down. Oh man. So simple, yet so fun!

TELEVISION
The Secret Life of the American Teenager: We caught some of this one night. It was not very good. Also, for fuck's sake, just because it's a show about teen pregnancy does not mean it deserves to be compared with Juno. "7th Heaven meets Juno" would be Juno making fun of the Camdens.

The Food Network: My siblings are apparently big Food Network aficionados, so I watched a shitload of Food Network over the week. We watched The Next Food Network Star or whatever, and the person my sister didn't want to win won. Rachael Ray is cute but has a scratchy, irritating voice, and her abbreviations are cloying. But in her travel episode to Santa Fe, she totally showed the hotel and spa my company off-site was at! Robin Miller is attractive (redhead!) but has no personality. Food Detectives is like Mythbusters with food. What I want to Ask Aida is "Why are you so pretty?" Those Neelys sure are...down home. Bobby Flay always loses. Jim O'Connor on The Secret Life of... loves Threadless, and in the take-out episode, he wore both a shirt my brother had just worn and one I had just worn.

Project Runway: I had never actually seen any of this show, but I caught some substantial portions of episodes, and other than Heidi Klum's incessant repetition that one of you will be in and one of you will be out or whatever, it wasn't bad! I liked that it was really about fashion and why people designed what they did and how they worked with various materials and all that business. It wasn't all that backstabby cattiness you see in most reality shows. Or maybe I just didn't see enough; I mean, it is a competition, so I'm sure there's some of that as well.

Hannah Montana: Seriously, the premise of this show is that no one recognizes Hannah Montana because HER HAIR IS A DIFFERENT COLOR? The episode I saw had a monkey in a locker. And your typical Disney overacting. I enjoy a handful of Disney shows, but this one didn't seem to stand out very much. To be fair, I didn't see a lot of the adventures of Hannah Montana, just Miley (how creative!) in high school with a secret teddy bear.

MOVIES
The X-Files: I Want to Believe: Fight the Future had explosions and bees and excitement. This movie was lacking in all three. And various other things.

Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang: So great!! Oh man. Someone described this as "noir screwball comedy," and that's an apt description. It's got a twisty mystery, a believable romance, offbeat hilarity, and a sprinkling of metahumor. Totally worth checking out.

Lucky Number Slevin: I thought it'd make a good double feature with the above. It was...okay. It think it's very clever, and it kind of is, but it's so...empty. It takes half an hour at the end to explain itself in a somewhat self-congratulatory fashion, but you don't really see what the point of it all was. Except to have Morgan Freeman and Ben Kingsley be in the same movie.

Timeline: Fun time-travel nonsense! And all throughout, I was wondering why that cute French chick looked so familiar, and then at the end, I learned it was Anna Friel. Duh!

There Will Be Blood: It was less boring than I expected, but it was still kind of slow, albeit intriguing to watch. The final scene, of course, was awesome. And I was amused by Jonny Greenwood's score, which seemed less like a musical score and more like a bystander commenting on the movie, getting all het up and excited at the appropriate points. But I liked No Country for Old Men more.

Doom: I was on a plane, you guys. And it was there, on TBS. And Rosamund Pike was pretty. The movie itself was pretty much a pointless, clichéd mess, but the part where the movie turns into a live-action FPS simulation is kind of hilarious. You even get a chainsaw!! But, seriously, what's the point of making a Doom movie if you turn it from being about demons from Hell to being about SCIENCE GONE AWRY OMG.
Current Mood: thoughtfulthoughtful
Current Music: Snow Patrol - Ways and Means

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From:riani1
Date:August 4th, 2008 10:00 pm (UTC)
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I liked Doom, the girl wasn't a romantic interest, she was the hero's sister. It's not much when it comes to innovation, but any variant on the trope is good in my eyes.
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From:spectralbovine
Date:August 4th, 2008 10:08 pm (UTC)
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True, and she wasn't ever in any particularly revealing attire besides her unscientist-like tight blouse. And she was at least strong-willed, even though she wasn't able to do much besides run away and scream at the monsters.

The movie as a whole wasn't terrible, just mediocre. I have yet to see a Uwe Boll crapfest, for comparison.
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From:electricmonk
Date:August 4th, 2008 10:01 pm (UTC)
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I noticed! I was hoping you'd eloped.
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From:lodessa
Date:August 4th, 2008 10:34 pm (UTC)
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The Soul Calibur games are the only fighting games I like. Yesterday a friend brought 4 over and I nearly went out and bought a PS3 or XBox360 right then and there.

I cannot deal with first person shooters.
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From:loopychew
Date:August 4th, 2008 10:51 pm (UTC)
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I'm just waiting for 2 to hit XBox Live. I don't remember if the original XBox version was compatible with the 360, though.
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From:outforawalk
Date:August 4th, 2008 10:35 pm (UTC)
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Poor XF. I actually liked it more on later viewings. (Yes, I have seen it 3 times now.)

I recently heard that the whole "blackened" thing started when Paul Prudhomme burned some fish in the kitchen and decided to bill it as blackened, rather than burned--and it caught on. I wonder if that is true.
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From:jeeperstseepers
Date:August 4th, 2008 10:57 pm (UTC)
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And little jellyfish.

Sooooo cute! Did you bring one home?

I LOVE Project Runway! I started watching them on YouTube around a week ago. I've been keeping up with this season, and I watched last season. Did you see my LJ post with the pictures I took of the outfits from last season's Hershey's challenge?
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From:spectralbovine
Date:August 4th, 2008 11:19 pm (UTC)
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Sooooo cute! Did you bring one home?
Hee. No, I think they were all dead. I forgot to mention the little snails we found, though. Looooong thin shell, leetle wiggly pseudopod! Although I didn't realize it was a pseudopod until my mom told me it was a snail and I turned it upside-down and hey what do you know.

I LOVE Project Runway!
I KNOW!

Did you see my LJ post with the pictures I took of the outfits from last season's Hershey's challenge?
I did, but I don't care about outfits! I will look at them now, though. Because I like you.
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From:jennythen
Date:August 4th, 2008 11:15 pm (UTC)
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You weren't alarmed by Robin Miller's creepy dead eyes?

My mom watches a lot of Food Network, too.

Welcome back!
From:harriettheelf
Date:August 6th, 2008 05:31 am (UTC)
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He may not be, but holy crap, I sure am.
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From:gymble
Date:August 4th, 2008 11:19 pm (UTC)
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I noticed you were gone! The Sparklelolcopalypse was AWESOME by the way. I haven't had that much fun with a fandom implosion ... ever. It helps that I despise the books (at least the first one and the only one that I've read).

My aunt took me aside and told me that my mom had sort of freaked out when she learned about my Santa Cruz trip from my other aunt; my mom herself had told me at home that I should take it slow or whatever, but she hadn't seemed as upset as my aunt implied.
Wait ... what? This is the same mother who expects you to get married before next Christmas, right? And she thinks you should take it slow? Am I missing something? Or ... your family confuses me.

I have not seen The X-Files movie. Given the reviews, I think that I'll wait for the DVD.
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From:spectralbovine
Date:August 4th, 2008 11:23 pm (UTC)
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The Sparklelolcopalypse was AWESOME by the way. I haven't had that much fun with a fandom implosion ... ever. It helps that I despise the books (at least the first one and the only one that I've read).
I skimmed a lot of posts. Apparently people were, like, RETURNING THE BOOK THE NEXT DAY?? Hee! And Tales of Beedle the Bard was selling better on Amazon even though it doesn't come out till December.

And she thinks you should take it slow? Am I missing something?
I think she wants time to evaluate her family for herself or something?

Given the reviews, I think that I'll wait for the DVD.
Good plan. And it's not like you'll really get spoiled for it before then.
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From:briasoleil
Date:August 4th, 2008 11:23 pm (UTC)
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I took pictures of jellyfish (among other things) when I visited the aquarium in Genova (Italy).

The main train station in Nice (France) is called Niceville.

I have yet to see Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang, though I've procured it a while ago. I have, however, watched Latter Days, which I liked very much. The one film has nothing to do with the other, except the manner by which I've obtained them.

Enrico Colantoni has a new show out. I haven't yet had the chance to watch it.

I love traveling. Just not with my family. Well, I did travel with the child. But I couldn't imagine traveling with my siblings. Or my parents. Maybe with my mom.
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From:tibicina
Date:August 5th, 2008 09:56 am (UTC)
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Flashpoint is the new Enrico Colantoni show. I've been enjoying it, though I want to see a few more episodes before I decide if I really like it or just will watch it whenever. Thus far at least, it's pretty episodic, so there's not a lot of over-arching plot going on, and what there is mostly centers on the new guy who is annoying. (He's kind of supposed to be annoying, but... eh. He makes me tired.)
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From:super_hoodzie_x
Date:August 4th, 2008 11:33 pm (UTC)
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"...for fuck's sake, just because it's a show about teen pregnancy does not mean it deserves to be compared with Juno."

My thoughts EXACTLY. Every time i see that shitty commercial i think the exact same thing.
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From:aprilbegins
Date:August 5th, 2008 12:27 am (UTC)
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I noticed you weren't on AIM when I wanted to IM you. So that pretty much makes you an asshole.
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From:spectralbovine
Date:August 5th, 2008 12:28 am (UTC)
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HEY I TEXTED TO MAKE SURE YOU WEREN'T DEAD, WOMAN.
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From:toughcookie42
Date:August 5th, 2008 12:32 am (UTC)
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I seriously thought you were dead.

Wait, do you have until this coming Christmas or next Christmas to find a wife? And yeah, moving to Texas sounds like a fantastic idea. And by fantastic I mean the polar opposite of fantastic.

I'm glad you somewhat enjoyed Project Runway. I do love it. It's a good reality show.
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From:spectralbovine
Date:August 5th, 2008 12:38 am (UTC)
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Christmas 2009.
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From:bsidetales
Date:August 5th, 2008 12:38 am (UTC)
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Which Disney shows do you enjoy? I totally love Hannah Montana, but I understand it's rather unremarkable in a lot of ways to most people. That episode you refer to was, I would say, sub-par Hannah. Take that for what you will.

It seems you had the same reaction to Project Runaway that I do! I often forget that I enjoy that show, and then I totally get sucked in.

I actually get really bored by the Food Network. I like Sandra Lee, because she's so Stepford-y and an alcholic, I imagine (it makes the show more interesting if I think that, really).

I totally love both There Will be Blood and No Country for Old Men! But There Will be Blood has a slight edge.
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From:spectralbovine
Date:August 5th, 2008 12:48 am (UTC)
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Which Disney shows do you enjoy?
Out of the ones currently airing, Phil of the Future and Life with Derek. I also loved Even Stevens and Flash Forward.

I totally love Hannah Montana, but I understand it's rather unremarkable in a lot of ways to most people. That episode you refer to was, I would say, sub-par Hannah. Take that for what you will.
Heh. I could definitely imagine better episodes.

I actually get really bored by the Food Network. I like Sandra Lee, because she's so Stepford-y and an alcholic, I imagine (it makes the show more interesting if I think that, really).
I saw a few minutes of Sandra Lee, I think. I just know TWoP hates her.

I totally love both There Will be Blood and No Country for Old Men! But There Will be Blood has a slight edge.
Why?
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From:newsong
Date:August 5th, 2008 01:10 am (UTC)
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I think I shall watch Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang now. And I'm curious about Timeline too.
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From:spectralbovine
Date:August 5th, 2008 01:14 am (UTC)
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KKBB is fabulous. And Timeline is based on the Michael Crichton book, although the movie doesn't seem to have kept all the interesting science that I'm sure was in the book. It's more about the medieval action and time travel nonsense. All told, it's a decent flick if you like that sort of thing. I heard it was supposed to be really bad, and I think it was re-edited to hell and whatnot, but I liked it.
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From:latropita
Date:August 5th, 2008 02:35 am (UTC)
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Cooooow! I am still in the midst of my epic family trip but mine has involved much less media than yours.

Oh my GOD, Doom is so ridiculous. I remember when the Rock went on The Daily Show with the BFG and and he and Jon geeked out about it for a while. It was adorable. And KKBB is SO WIN. I loved it.
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From:spectralbovine
Date:August 5th, 2008 02:43 am (UTC)
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Tropie!!! I thought of you when watching Doom. "Tropie would want me to watch this," I said.

Also, I am more than halfway through The Egyptologist and really enjoying it! It's occasionally LOLerrific! Also: is it signed or something? There is a mysterious signature in the front.
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From:anoel
Date:August 5th, 2008 03:58 am (UTC)
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YAY Project Runway! I TOLD you it was good and definitely unlike most reality shows. The beautiful part of it *is* that it focuses on the art of fashion and creativity and innovation without too much drama. If you watch from the beginning and get into the characters contestants, it's even more fun. I've never seen any show be so great at choosing people, they've got so many different types of people that you're bound to find someone you love, love/hate, adore or can't help thinking how the hell does this person even exist?. I love it.

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