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December 13th, 2007


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08:44 pm - Tales from the Internet
So, remember when I saw Juno and met Ellen Page? You might remember this line from that post:
Someone named Stacey was having her record a PhonePost to her journal! Hee! "Hi, Stacey's LiveJournal. This is Ellen Page. Go see Juno."

Well, yesterday, I received this comment from chasethestars. So now you, too, can listen to the PhonePost. Listen! Ellen Page sounds so cute! And I was right there while it was being recorded!

You get all that? You comprehending what just happened?

Yeah, that's right. She was behind me in fucking line. And she was at the LJ party. And she remembered me because of my shirt. Because I took the picture of the LJ staff. And she was LJ staff. Which meant she could find out my username from coffeechica. And, again, she ended up behind me in fucking line. WHAT ARE THE FUCKING ODDS?!

Do you understand the number of factors that went into this? Someone hit us with an Improbability Drive, you guys.

And it gets better. Because the reason she made a PhonePost to begin with is because she didn't have a camera, and thus there was no way to get photographic proof of meeting Ellen Page.

Right there, in the lower left corner of my picture...is her boyfriend. Who also left me a comment.

Sometimes, I love the Internet.
Current Mood: enragedenraged
Current Music: Ladytron - Jet Age

(25 memoirs | Describe me as "inscrutable")

Comments:


From:cerulgalactus
Date:December 14th, 2007 04:56 am (UTC)
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You truly are king of the interwebs.
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From:allsunday
Date:December 14th, 2007 05:45 am (UTC)
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That is way too awesome. I think you deserve a prize.
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From:gymble
Date:December 14th, 2007 06:45 am (UTC)
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42!

Yeah, I don't actually have anything to say. But cool.
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From:electricmonk
Date:December 14th, 2007 07:49 am (UTC)
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You're turning into a penguin. Stop it.
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From:spectralbovine
Date:December 14th, 2007 06:39 pm (UTC)
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I have no idea what this means.
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From:electricmonk
Date:December 14th, 2007 06:51 pm (UTC)
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Aw. It's from the improbability drive scene in Hitchhiker's Guide. It made lots of sense to post to you when I was tipsy.
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From:spectralbovine
Date:December 14th, 2007 07:29 pm (UTC)
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Oh, of course. I haven't read the books in years, so.
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From:squaringkarma
Date:December 14th, 2007 10:31 am (UTC)
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Too awesome is the definition of your life, Cow.
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From:tiggz
Date:December 14th, 2007 12:29 pm (UTC)
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totally random and awesome. i love the internet too.
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From:shpyum
Date:December 14th, 2007 01:09 pm (UTC)
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It looks like we are not coming to Cali after all. : ( So, no RedFam internet meet-ups. . .YET.

Also, your story is awesome.
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From:shpyum
Date:December 14th, 2007 01:09 pm (UTC)
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Also, I miss Weevil.
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From:spectralbovine
Date:December 14th, 2007 05:22 pm (UTC)
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DAMMIT.
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From:shpyum
Date:December 15th, 2007 03:29 pm (UTC)
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It just means we'll have to meet up some other way. ("No other choice, no other way, no day but TODAY" This morning my head is turning every lj entry into a RENT lyric.)

I bet Jules and I could hatch a plot.
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From:daynr
Date:December 14th, 2007 03:09 pm (UTC)
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um, so why are you enraged?
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From:spectralbovine
Date:December 14th, 2007 06:44 pm (UTC)
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Wife stuff.
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From:daynr
Date:December 14th, 2007 07:54 pm (UTC)
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ahhhh. sorry.
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From:harper47
Date:December 14th, 2007 03:35 pm (UTC)
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Great story. If we had an internet yearbook, you would totally own the Most Popular page.
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From:punzerel
Date:December 14th, 2007 04:04 pm (UTC)
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Hee! That's so funny. Unless they're actually just making up cute coincidences as excuses for stalking you. *ominous music*
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From:chasethestars
Date:December 14th, 2007 06:42 pm (UTC)
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I love the "i am so awesome" tag on this post *g*
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From:spectralbovine
Date:December 14th, 2007 06:45 pm (UTC)
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It's a fun tag! It is meant to be said in Strong Bad-voice.
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From:the_partyman
Date:December 15th, 2007 12:15 pm (UTC)
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Dude, that is so totally spookyfreakycool.
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From:stickykeys633
Date:December 20th, 2007 05:24 am (UTC)
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Ha! I just saw that in the announcements (shoutout!) and thought, “How are PolterCow and Eljay related? And does TWoP know about this?”

Seriously man, you should be WAY more discreet about your affairs, but I promise to not tell the mods ;) )
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From:spectralbovine
Date:December 20th, 2007 06:30 pm (UTC)
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I'm not sure what TWoP and LJ and discretion have to do with each other...
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From:stickykeys633
Date:December 21st, 2007 01:29 am (UTC)
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I'm having fun with you PC, being all up in Eljay's kool-aid is like cheating on TWoP and what not, etc. Though the three of you seemed to have created quite the threesome ;)
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From:spectralbovine
Date:December 21st, 2007 01:36 am (UTC)
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Oh, okay, that's sort of what I thought you were getting at, but I wasn't sure.

TWoP/P-C/LJ is quite the alphabet sandwich.

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