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August 10th, 2007


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09:09 am - Friday's Alright for Fighting
It's Friday fun time, you guys!

I want you start a flame war in my journal. Multiple, if possible. Call each other names! Insult each other's intelligence! Leave dickish anonymous comments! It's time to get our ya-ya's out.

Suggested topics of flaming include:
  • The cinematic merit of Rush Hour 3
  • Scientology
  • Nicole Kidman's hair
  • The proper pronunciation of "crotch" and "watch"
  • Your favorite/least-favorite TV show/movie/comic/book/band/monkey
  • How much aprilbegins sucks for visiting the Office set
  • The accuracy of Wikipedia
  • The color scheme of someone's icon
  • Enchiladas
  • The results of the following poll:

    Poll #1036869 Battle of the Bard!

    What is the best Shakespeare play of ALL TIME???

    Titus Andronicus
    6(21.4%)
    Henry VI, Part II
    5(17.9%)
    The Two Gentlemen of Verona
    6(21.4%)
    Timon of Athens
    2(7.1%)
    The Tragical History of Doctor Faustus
    9(32.1%)


    Remember: if we sit by and comment peacefully, the terrorists have already won.
    Current Mood: sillysilly
    Current Music: Guster - G Major
  • (106 memoirs | Describe me as "inscrutable")

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    From:aiglet
    Date:August 10th, 2007 04:12 pm (UTC)
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    You know, if you really want a fight, you should go play in efw.

    Also, what kind of dork uses an *Elton John* song to encourage people to fight with each other? Everyone knows that the only macho EJ song is Rocket Man, and only then because Nick Cage namedropped it in the Rock (best 3am movie ever).
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    From:spectralbovine
    Date:August 10th, 2007 04:16 pm (UTC)
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    Yes, efw amuses me.

    And I don't care about Elton John! I was making a reference to GILMORE GIRLS, I'll have you know.

    Also, The Rock sucks ass.




    P.S. I actually love it.
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    From:(Anonymous)
    Date:August 10th, 2007 04:25 pm (UTC)
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    Your mom!
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    From:spectralbovine
    Date:August 10th, 2007 04:27 pm (UTC)
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    YOUR mom!
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    From:miniglik
    Date:August 10th, 2007 04:29 pm (UTC)
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    I'm watching a Firefly marathon! FIREFLY IS THE AWESOME. Wash has been in a firefight. Or a fire. Or actually he was fired... from a fry cook opportunity. Jayne will be in his bunk. No power in the 'verse can stop River.

    (Okay, let's just see someone disagree with that.)

    Enchiladas are yummy. Unless they have onions.
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    From:spectralbovine
    Date:August 10th, 2007 04:35 pm (UTC)
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    Onions are THE BEST.
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    From:cerulgalactus
    Date:August 10th, 2007 04:31 pm (UTC)
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    Your televisual and musical likes leave quite a bit to be desired, therefore you appear foolish in the eyes of others. As do all who agree with you.

    Firefly? Veronica Mars? Buffy? Guster? Gilmore Girls? Morgan Webb? Psssh - all are the refuge of fools and charlatans.

    As for your personal endevours? Well, "good" "sir", they cause me to bury you under an avalanche of derisive howls, and anyone who wastes time congratulating you for such things, they plum just smell bad and shall wind up selling bags of oranges under the overpass near the airport.

    And I defy anyone, ANYONE, to find fault within my arguments.

    (Good enough flames?)
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    From:duchessdogberry
    Date:August 10th, 2007 04:32 pm (UTC)
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    That is the worst Shakespeare poll I've ever seen in my life!

    Everyone knows that Moulin Rouge is the BEST SHAKESPEARE PLAY OF ALL TIME! You stupidhead!
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    From:miniglik
    Date:August 10th, 2007 06:20 pm (UTC)
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    Hahaha!

    No!!! ONCE MORE, WITH FEELING, turdbrain!
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    From:schnappycat
    Date:August 10th, 2007 04:33 pm (UTC)
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    Crotch and watch totally rhyme.
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    From:cerulgalactus
    Date:August 10th, 2007 04:43 pm (UTC)
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    Duh, of course they do - what kind of semi-retarded inbred hillbilly Democrat would pronounce them in any other way? I mean, COME ON!
    From:wee_warrior
    Date:August 10th, 2007 04:42 pm (UTC)
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    How dare you put a play of Marlowe into a Shakespeare poll? Marlowe was a genius cut off too early! He would have become way more famous than Shakespeare, who was only a hack, and probably not even one person, but a cooperation of hacks!

    (Is this what you had in mind?)
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    From:duchessdogberry
    Date:August 10th, 2007 04:49 pm (UTC)
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    Marlowe was a smug bastard and deserved to die!

    Didn't you ever see the totally true historic biopic Shakespeare in Love?!
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    From:electricmonk
    Date:August 10th, 2007 04:44 pm (UTC)
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    Way to choose all the very worst Shakespeare plays for your poll. All that TV must have skewed your perception of what actually constitutes art.
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    From:spectralbovine
    Date:August 10th, 2007 04:51 pm (UTC)
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    At least I have a TV. I pity you and your inability to see the genius of Titus Andronicus.
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    From:cerulgalactus
    Date:August 10th, 2007 04:47 pm (UTC)
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    And don't you get me started on Nicole Kidman's hair, either. What kind of lameass weave is she trying to get away with. And if you like it, then surely you must like enchiladas with onions.
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    From:duchessdogberry
    Date:August 10th, 2007 05:04 pm (UTC)
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    Nicole Kidman's hair is made of magic and sunshine and if Harry Potter was real, her hair would be used for the core of the greatest magical wands ever made in the history of history!
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    From:afrocurl
    Date:August 10th, 2007 04:52 pm (UTC)
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    Well, PC, that poll of yours just lacks credibility because who in the world reads the damn histories of Shakespeare? COME ON!

    You should know that public schools can get students to read nothing other than Romeo and Juliet or maybe Hamlet.
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    From:bennet_7
    Date:August 10th, 2007 05:36 pm (UTC)
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    I was forced to read Macbeth, you ill-informed model train enthusiast!
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    From:maka2000
    Date:August 10th, 2007 05:07 pm (UTC)
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    You, Cow, are no Nicole Kidman.
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    From:upanashad
    Date:August 10th, 2007 05:17 pm (UTC)
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    Once I spent a whole night vomiting enchiladas. True story.

    Also, Wikepedia is totally inaccurate. They say homeopathy doesn't work.
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    From:spectralbovine
    Date:August 10th, 2007 05:24 pm (UTC)
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    Get your cyanide pills away from me, devil woman!
    From:(Anonymous)
    Date:August 10th, 2007 05:29 pm (UTC)
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    lol what a stupid idea. u need 2 get a life.
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    From:spectralbovine
    Date:August 10th, 2007 05:47 pm (UTC)
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    You need to get a dictionary!
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    From:jenelope
    Date:August 10th, 2007 05:54 pm (UTC)
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    Are you fucking kidding me with that bullshit poll? Richard III is the best of Shakespeare's work. Period.
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    From:spectralbovine
    Date:August 10th, 2007 06:25 pm (UTC)
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    No one wants to read about dudes with humps.
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    From:alliterator
    Date:August 10th, 2007 06:33 pm (UTC)
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    Hey, everybody knows the best Shakespeare play was Loves Labours Found. Or, wait, maybe it was that one about that time traveling dude and his female companion fighting witches or something, what was it called?

    Also, you're abrasive and off-putting. You try to say pithy things, but your wit is a hindrance... so therefore nothing is provacative, it's just mixed metaphors. You're penmanship is atrocious. Also, you dress in the style of a male prostitute.

    (Just kidding!)
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    From:ocvictor
    Date:August 10th, 2007 07:00 pm (UTC)
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    If you don't love "Titus Andronicus," you're worse than Hitler.
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    From:spectralbovine
    Date:August 10th, 2007 07:34 pm (UTC)
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    Geez, Victor, did you have to Godwin IMMEDIATELY?
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    From:honeybunnylilb
    Date:August 10th, 2007 07:28 pm (UTC)
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    Best Shakespeare play of ALL TIME? None of the above, you pompous bookslut! Did I ever tell you that you often remind me of the bastard child of Tom Cruise and David Caruso, or was it the afterbirth? I cannot remember. Oh, and The Rock DOES NOT SUCK!
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    From:alliterator
    Date:August 10th, 2007 07:38 pm (UTC)
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    I ever tell you that you often remind me of the bastard child of Tom Cruise and David Caruso
    Dom Caruiso?
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    From:latropita
    Date:August 10th, 2007 08:42 pm (UTC)
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    One day I, and I alone, will marry Sokka. Suck on that, bitches!
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    From:spectralbovine
    Date:August 10th, 2007 08:45 pm (UTC)
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    You think you'll be able to fight off Suki, Toph, AND Ty Lee??
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    From:miss_katelynne
    Date:August 11th, 2007 01:35 am (UTC)
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    Titus!!! Timon of Athens sucks balls!
    From:(Anonymous)
    Date:August 11th, 2007 02:28 am (UTC)
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    Olives are terrible!!!

    Zachary's is better than you!!!!

    Doctor Faustus wasn't even written by Shakespeare, you Nazi!!!!!

    -- Dickish Anonymous Netizen!!!!!!!
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    From:catatonia00
    Date:August 11th, 2007 03:35 am (UTC)
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    Friday's alright for fighting. Saturday's all about slutifying. Set the watch on your crotch, bitch. And please no talk of Nicole Kidman's enchiladas. Got it?
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    From:orangesky33
    Date:August 11th, 2007 06:10 am (UTC)
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    Lemurs are NOT AS COOL AS OTHER MONKEYS.

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    From:maidofawesome
    Date:August 11th, 2007 09:52 am (UTC)
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    Ugh, flame wars? You're so UNCOUTH and AMERICAN.

    And that poll sucks! Not least because Shakespeare belongs to US. Give him back! And the Daleks!

    Additionally, you smell like potatoes.

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