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May 31st, 2007


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12:46 pm - Doing the Kerfucalypso
Well, now that the dust is settling on Strikethrough 2007 and journals are being restored, it's time for a silly poll to take stock of the madness.

Poll #994866 Fun with Interests!

Which of my interests MOST promotes pedophilia?

avatar: the last airbender
17(20.0%)
dinosaurs
8(9.4%)
jon stewart
8(9.4%)
cell biology
5(5.9%)
harry potter
47(55.3%)

Which of my interests MOST promotes child molestation?

batgirl
7(8.2%)
in conclusion: kevin kline
14(16.5%)
kristen bell
6(7.1%)
puns
15(17.6%)
harry potter
43(50.6%)

Which of my interests MOST promotes incest?

supernatural
47(55.3%)
cleavage
5(5.9%)
stephen king
3(3.5%)
tegan and sara
18(21.2%)
harry potter
12(14.1%)

Which of my interests MOST promotes illegal activity?

prison break
32(37.2%)
sackh off like katee
6(7.0%)
fight club
23(26.7%)
apoptosis
12(14.0%)
harry potter
13(15.1%)

Which of my interests MOST harms TEH CHILDRENZ?

helping people
4(4.8%)
making people laugh
5(6.0%)
random acts of kindness
7(8.3%)
the english language
45(53.6%)
harry potter
23(27.4%)

Which of my non-searchable interests (two new!) is the BEST?

couch of sin
27(31.4%)
faux profundity
30(34.9%)
legal car chases
10(11.6%)
legal explosions
12(14.0%)
making the hard choices
7(8.1%)

What should Interests be called to avoid stupidly legalistic interpretations of untoward "interests"?

Keywords
8(9.2%)
Topics of Discussion
3(3.4%)
Words That Look Good in a List
11(12.6%)
What I Might Seek Information on But May Not Actually Promote
23(26.4%)
Don't Oppress Me Because of the Following
42(48.3%)

If you are considering moving to another journal site, which do you prefer the entirety of fandom follow you to?

GreatestJournal
17(24.3%)
DeadJournal
4(5.7%)
InsaneJournal
8(11.4%)
JournalFen
9(12.9%)
Some other site without "Journal" in its name
32(45.7%)

How oppressed do you feel?

Mean: 4.65 Median: 3 Std. Dev 3.31
1
18(21.4%)
2
11(13.1%)
3
16(19.0%)
4
4(4.8%)
5
4(4.8%)
6
3(3.6%)
7
8(9.5%)
8
3(3.6%)
9
1(1.2%)
10
16(19.0%)

Truly, what is the greatest breakfast pastry in breakfast pastry fandom?

Pancakes
7(7.8%)
Waffles
22(24.4%)
Bagel
7(7.8%)
Croissant
16(17.8%)
English muffin
7(7.8%)
French toast
12(13.3%)
Nutrigrain Strawberry
1(1.1%)
Harry Potter
18(20.0%)


It's been fun watching fandom_counts grow. It's a crazy little community, the Internet.

Remember that I'll be gone for five days starting tomorrow. I'm very excited about meeting maka2000 and miniglik and seeing duchessdogberry! And Melanie is driving three hours to see me. That's a BFF for you.
Current Mood: sillysilly
Current Music: Cave In - Seafrost

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From:filmtx
Date:May 31st, 2007 08:06 pm (UTC)
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Have a safe and enjoyable trip!
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From:orangesky33
Date:May 31st, 2007 08:10 pm (UTC)
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Yay poll!

Awwww, BFFs.
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From:daynr
Date:May 31st, 2007 08:16 pm (UTC)
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Darling, it's not exactly clear if 1 is VERY or BARELY oppressed.
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From:spectralbovine
Date:May 31st, 2007 08:32 pm (UTC)
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Of course it is. "On a scale of 1 to 10" is understood. 10 is bigger than 1. 10 is the biggest. Who uses 1 unit of oppression to be BARELY oppressed?
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From:apriljoiex
Date:May 31st, 2007 08:17 pm (UTC)
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Fun poll! Way to keep me procrastinating a little longer.

Have fun this weekend.
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From:glasseseater
Date:May 31st, 2007 08:29 pm (UTC)
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pancakes, you waffle fools, pancakes.
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From:cindywrites
Date:May 31st, 2007 10:20 pm (UTC)
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The only one of those breakfast items that comes close to actually being pastry is the croissant. I did not vote on the ickier questions on your poll. I have my sensitivities -- three of them, you know who they are, so there's stuff about which I can't joke (not saying you can't -- just explaining why I didn't answer every question).

Have a good trip. You need to be online once in a while. What about my needs? Why can't you have your Chicago business trip and your Chicago friends in Boston?
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From:spectralbovine
Date:May 31st, 2007 10:26 pm (UTC)
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The only one of those breakfast items that comes close to actually being pastry is the croissant.
I was going to add "Angel." But then I wouldn't see what I do know, which is Harry Potter in the lead.
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From:truemyth
Date:May 31st, 2007 10:36 pm (UTC)
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Say 'hi' to Maka for me!
From:babsonite
Date:May 31st, 2007 10:39 pm (UTC)
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I feel SO OPPRESSED that I can't discuss various incestuous rendezvous with little children.

Oh, and I feel oppressed that there is no "BITCH SLAP" button.

Bagels and the word faux for the win!

In conclusion, Kristen Bell is a child-molesting, kitten-eating, baby-kicking fuckslutwhore.
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From:beeker121
Date:May 31st, 2007 10:39 pm (UTC)
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Have a safe and glorious trip! You'll be in Chicago proper, right? You should totally go visit the CSI exhibit so I can live vicariously through you. (Not that that's never happened before - heh.)

http://www.msichicago.org/temp_exhibit/CSI/index.html
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From:spectralbovine
Date:May 31st, 2007 10:49 pm (UTC)
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Hee, I would if I had ANY TIME AT ALL during the day. Which I don't.
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From:aprilbegins
Date:June 1st, 2007 01:38 am (UTC)
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I'm pleased with French toast's strong performance in this poll. Well, everyone's doing well but Strawberry Nutrigrain, the skank.
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From:catatonia00
Date:June 1st, 2007 03:09 am (UTC)
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Have a great time with miniglik and maka2000!
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From:mutinousmuse
Date:June 1st, 2007 03:16 am (UTC)
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Your journal is clearly full of dirty waffle-eaters.

*reports*
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From:spectralbovine
Date:June 1st, 2007 03:54 am (UTC)
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Now now. They shower regularly.
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From:incidentist
Date:June 1st, 2007 03:31 am (UTC)
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This is pretty damn hilarious.
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From:spectralbovine
Date:June 1st, 2007 03:53 am (UTC)
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I think so.
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From:holly96
Date:June 1st, 2007 03:43 am (UTC)
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Waffles for the win!

Have fun in Chicago!
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From:spectralbovine
Date:June 1st, 2007 03:54 am (UTC)
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I'm sad Harry Potter is no longer winning.

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