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October 19th, 2006


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10:53 am - The Flying Spaghetti Monster Compels You!
Um, so, you know all that fame and lack of fortune that helpmeveronica.com brought me? Guess how much it cost?

$66.40.

That's how much I have to pay in overage charges because of all my longass phone calls to raelee discussing and coordinating the project. I have 800 MINUTES on my plan, guys. I never even consider the possibility of going over. But it turns out a bunch of hourlong phone calls during the day start to add up. At $0.40 a minute.

This is what I get for complaining about not spending enough money, huh?

But enough about me, let's talk about you. And what you can do for me. And by me, I mean my BFF, toughcookie42.

Many of you are familiar with the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Well, since Halloween is coming up, the best way to honor the FSM is to carve his image into a pumpkin. And offer $500 to the best one.

Now, Melanie has entered this contest. She is #8 - His Noodly Embrace. And I want you to go vote for her pumpkin because it is clearly the best. Look at the craftsmanship! The lettering! The accurate representation of the world! The lighting! Look, I've got something like 400 people reading this damn thing, and if you all go vote for her RIGHT NOW, she'll be in the lead. And if you all vote for her once a day, then she'll totally win. It doesn't take very much effort!

In other news: Melanie, why didn't you tell me Kelli was in frickin' Concord?! You're on notice.
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From:squaringkarma
Date:October 19th, 2006 08:17 pm (UTC)
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Eep. That's a lot of overages. That's why it's good mine is pay as you go.

And I've already voted.
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From:magnolia888
Date:October 19th, 2006 08:45 pm (UTC)
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I am a devout Pastafarian and I appreciate your helping to spread His Noodly Word.

RAmen.
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From:brimtoast
Date:October 19th, 2006 08:59 pm (UTC)
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Hers is totally the best. I wouldn't have voted for it otherwise. :)
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From:spectralbovine
Date:October 19th, 2006 09:10 pm (UTC)
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Thank you! I mean, really, it's miles above the competition.

You should see some of her other pumpkins. Her John Kerry and Sydney Bristow ones were awesome.
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From:toughcookie42
Date:October 19th, 2006 09:14 pm (UTC)
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THANK YOU YOU'RE THE BEST BEST FRIEND FOREVER IN THE HISTORY OF FRIENDS AND TIME.

You know, having an extra $500 is an excellent enabler for me to fly to San Francisco. That's what's most on my mind about that money, actually. Plane ticket.

A gracious thank you to everybody who votes for me! *curtsies*

I didn't know where exactly Kelli was, but I assumed you knew she was in California, so I assumed you'd know better than me if she was around. I'm sorry, I made an ass out of u and me.
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From:spectralbovine
Date:October 19th, 2006 09:32 pm (UTC)
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THANK YOU YOU'RE THE BEST BEST FRIEND FOREVER IN THE HISTORY OF FRIENDS AND TIME.
Hee. I seriously doubt that, but thanks.

You know, having an extra $500 is an excellent enabler for me to fly to San Francisco. That's what's most on my mind about that money, actually. Plane ticket.
Aw! That would be crazy times.

I assumed you knew she was in California
No idea! Hell, I didn't even know when she got back to the country. She's like half an hour away from me. See, I got this random e-mail today:

i live in concord.
i never told you. because i HATE you. and i'm just dumb and lazy.
hit me up sometime.
[her number]
i work at trader joes and i'm hittin the cityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy on thursdays and fridays cuz them's my days offffffffff.
lets get together, yeah yeah yeah!!!!!


Oh, Kelli.
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From:jadelynx
Date:October 19th, 2006 09:35 pm (UTC)
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Ooh, added bonus that I actually think hers is the best one. It's always nicer to not feel guilt when voting. :D

Remind us more so that we don't forget to vote again!
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From:spectralbovine
Date:October 19th, 2006 09:43 pm (UTC)
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One time I called Canada for an hour not knowing at all how much it cost and not really caring and there went sixty dollars oops.
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From:spectralbovine
Date:October 19th, 2006 09:45 pm (UTC)
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Oh!

And actually, I did call Canada on my cell phone without realizing I was calling Canada this one time because, come on, their numbers look just like ours, and some recruiter called me, and the company was based out of California, but apparently SHE was in Canada, which she neglected to tell me.
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From:allthelivesofme
Date:October 19th, 2006 10:05 pm (UTC)
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Voted, will vote again tomorrow. :-)
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From:meghatron
Date:October 19th, 2006 10:59 pm (UTC)
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Voted. :)
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From:catatonia00
Date:October 19th, 2006 11:07 pm (UTC)
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Voted! Whoot, your BFF is in the lead.
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From:spectralbovine
Date:October 20th, 2006 12:04 am (UTC)
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No, #7 is still in the lead! Down with #7! And all other numbers that are not #8!
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From:maka2000
Date:October 20th, 2006 03:14 am (UTC)
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I voted. I hope your friend wins! It still says #7 is in the lead, shoot.
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From:foresthouse
Date:October 20th, 2006 05:05 am (UTC)
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I voted! I voted!

Also, I'm impressed. Dave and I plan to carve pumpkins on Sunday, but...if I can do anything that amazing, I may have to enter a contest myself! Heh.

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