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September 1st, 2006


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02:24 pm - Sunil the Dragon Slayer
jadelynx is nuts. NUTS.



I HAVE MUSCLES! AND I JUST SLAYED A MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON! WITH MY BIGASS FUCKING SWORD! AND I'VE GOT SOME HOT BLONDE CHICK WEARING SKIMPY CLOTHING WHO TOTALLY WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME RIGHT ON TOP OF THIS FUCKING DRAGON CORPSE! I PWN YOU ALL! I AM THE GREATEST MAN IN THE UNIVERSE!
Current Mood: ecstaticso majestic/so wicked awesome
Current Music: Fiona Apple - On the Bound

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From:alannaofdoom
Date:September 1st, 2006 09:29 pm (UTC)
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And I was just talking to my coworker about how much of a dweeb you are. Clearly, I've been proved wrong.
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From:alannaofdoom
Date:September 1st, 2006 09:35 pm (UTC)
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First comment - score!

Um, also, I am confused by Scantily Clad's garments, there... I mean, it may be because this monitor sucks and there's kind of a dark amorphous space around what I think is the dragon's... head? But... is she wearing pants? What are they attached to? The belly chains? Anything at all? Is there a giant cutout over her hip and most of her thigh? How freaking long are her legs anyway?

My brain hurts.
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From:schnappycat
Date:September 1st, 2006 09:29 pm (UTC)
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Wow. You've been working out.
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From:spectralbovine
Date:September 1st, 2006 09:32 pm (UTC)
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Who knew typing worked your abs?
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From:kalbear
Date:September 1st, 2006 09:30 pm (UTC)
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Please, for all that is holy, hide that behind a cut. Please.
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From:porpentine
Date:September 1st, 2006 09:31 pm (UTC)
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You know, I hear sex on top of corpses is kinda uncomfortable.
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From:spectralbovine
Date:September 1st, 2006 09:31 pm (UTC)
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What about DRAGON corpses?
From:wee_warrior
Date:September 1st, 2006 09:34 pm (UTC)
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That's a really awesome, realistic background you have there!

And the corpse really looks a wee bit uncomfortable, maybe you and HotBlondeChick should head for the nice gras under the trees instead.

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From:spectralbovine
Date:September 1st, 2006 09:37 pm (UTC)
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In case it wasn't clear, the picture was done by jadelynx.

The grass might be better. Maybe. But it's been done.
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From:persephone3434
Date:September 1st, 2006 09:47 pm (UTC)
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Is it just me or does it look like that chick is supposed to be the Veronica Mars chick...
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From:spectralbovine
Date:September 1st, 2006 09:51 pm (UTC)
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Heh, that didn't occur to me, but maybe.
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From:toughcookie42
Date:September 1st, 2006 09:59 pm (UTC)
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Blessed screaming jesus on a whole wheat goddamn cracker. Things I Don't Expect to See As I Read My Friends Page. I absolutely love it. And the thing is, it looks just like you! As soon as I get a cubicle, that's going up, so when people ask about it, I'll say, "Oh, yeah, that's my best friend. He slays dragons and fucks Kristen Bell doppelgangers on the weekends." And they'll think I'm crazy.

That's my favorite Fiona Apple song. Squee.
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From:spectralbovine
Date:September 1st, 2006 10:04 pm (UTC)
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"Killer Tofu" just came on! Hee!

Also, it does look freakishly like me! I was so surprised!!
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From:aprilbegins
Date:September 1st, 2006 10:13 pm (UTC)
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:O

That's amazing.
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From:kammgirl
Date:September 1st, 2006 10:28 pm (UTC)
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Wow you got my vote.
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From:rowanceleste
Date:September 1st, 2006 10:36 pm (UTC)
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Nice six pack! That's also a very pretty but dead dragon. Hee.
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From:miniglik
Date:September 1st, 2006 10:53 pm (UTC)
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Your ho's clothes are falling off her body. ... And all you had to do was slay a mother-fucking dragon.
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From:upanashad
Date:September 1st, 2006 11:31 pm (UTC)
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I'd like the picture so much better if you were wearing your tiara.
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From:spectralbovine
Date:September 1st, 2006 11:38 pm (UTC)
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Ha. That would add to it, huh?
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From:meghatron
Date:September 1st, 2006 11:36 pm (UTC)
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You have picked up a complete suit of dragonhide armour and a blond bimbo who can't keep her pants on. FOR TEH WIN!
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From:spectralbovine
Date:September 1st, 2006 11:39 pm (UTC)
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Oh, the armor! I have a feeling that will be heavy. And smelly.

Unlike my blonde bimbo.
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From:jadelynx
Date:September 2nd, 2006 12:09 am (UTC)
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http://pics.livejournal.com/jadelynx/pic/000256z4/

That's to clear up the question on her pants, since it seems to be bothering people so much. I'm kinda starting to regret giving you permission to share this, hmph.

Yes, she's supposed to look like Kristen Bell. It was much easier to make you than her. She seems tall because she is actually taller. The model I used for you is actually 10% smaller.
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From:80sfiend
Date:September 2nd, 2006 12:45 am (UTC)
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Don't feel bad!! It's awesome. :)

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