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02:51 pm - Polter-Cow Brings Us the Ocean
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“So, I'm here at, uh, Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. The sounds you hear around you are the Ocean getting my shorts all wet. And I thought, hey, for all you beachless people maybe you'd like to hear the sounds of the Ocean and the waves crashing. [Ed Note: Again, continued down in the comments because there's no way it's all fitting with the LJ transcprition limit.]”

Transcribed by: raelee

(16 memoirs | Describe me as "inscrutable")

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From:babsonite
Date:August 7th, 2005 07:24 pm (UTC)
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Good hearing from you!! Hope you're having fun! It was nice to hear the ocean!!
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From:shutterbug1
Date:August 7th, 2005 07:30 pm (UTC)
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Yay! A new installment. I miss the beach. I should go again soon.

I loved the curses as you got soaked. That's some funny shit, right there.
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From:raelee
Date:August 7th, 2005 07:44 pm (UTC)
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I agree, the curses were classic. I had trouble paying attention to what he was saying because I was waiting for the next wave to roll in and get him wet.
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From:raelee
Date:August 7th, 2005 07:43 pm (UTC)

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So, I'm here at, uh, Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. The sounds you hear around you are the Ocean getting my shorts all wet. And I thought, hey, for all you beachless people maybe you'd like to hear the sounds of the Ocean and the waves crashing. I don't know if you can hear it but it kind of goes like wwhooosh, whoop, whoop, yeah, AH FUCK. Yeah, I should have changed into my swimming shorts or whatever but I didn't bother. Now I'm kind of just wet with my [Ed: I have NO idea what the shirt description was - some name] shirt and my shorts. Getting other...other parts of my self wet. Salty water, waves crashing.

We're actually in Raleigh, North Carolina where we are staaaaaaaaaying [Ed: Heh. Cold water?] and we traveled down here to Myrtle Beach in South Carolina which is kind of a touristy place with all this other shit, like there's this place called Gay Dolphin Gift Cove. And... [long pause] it's kind of raining, sprinkling. That's kind of sucking. There's a Ripley's-- oh, there's a lot of Ripley's shit. I'mmm really soaked. I probably should have changed my thing and not put my camera in my thing and my wallet and whatever. ['nother long pause] Ahhh, it's a little rainy, it'll be---you better be able to hear the Ocean shit because I'm calling you for THAT! Fuck. And the, ah, there's a lot of fucking water in the Ocean. It's kinda salty and there's... I mean, there are girls in bikinis. That's really nice. And it's kind of foggy and it's raining. It's fucking raining. Raining like hell and the waves are crashing and, what else?

Oh, there's a funny story. We went to a parking garage. We wanted to get like a handicap thing because my Mom has a handicap thing. So, we asked the guy is there handicap discounts? And he goes - these are his exact words - "We're a private garage, we don't have to abide by the law." Which is the funniest thing I've heard all day, probably. And... I don't know if I'll even keep this up for the full five minutes 'cause it means a lot more that Rae has to transcribe. [Ed: *pausing transcribing until I finish laughing*] So, I'm just gonna let you listen to the Ocean for a few more seconds. Just listen. [Water noises... faint wave noises in the distance but most just sounds of water moving around Polter Cow.] And that's, tha-that's the, uh, whatever-the-fuck Ocean we're at.. Altantic? Pacific? I don't remember my geography. I think it's Atlantic might be Pacific. Whatever Ocean it is? That's what you're hearing right now. Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Thank you very much.
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From:jeeperstseepers
Date:August 8th, 2005 01:38 am (UTC)

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Now I'm kind of just wet with my [Ed: I have NO idea what the shirt description was - some name] shirt and my shorts.

I believe he said it's a Tegan and Sarah shirt.

And once again, only the first half of the post would download for me. PC, you're going to have to send me all these mp3s when you get back.
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From:raelee
Date:August 8th, 2005 04:26 am (UTC)

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I believe he said it's a Tegan and Sarah shirt.

Yes! You are correct. Thanks :) I knew I'd kick myself when someone pointed out what he said because it was going to be something that should have been obvious to me. I blame it on the weekend. My brain goes elsewhere on Sundays.
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From:jeeperstseepers
Date:August 8th, 2005 11:25 am (UTC)

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I blame it on the weekend.

Don't. Blame it on his ridiculously fast mouth. (Yes, yes, I know: Dirty!)
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From:ariiadne
Date:August 7th, 2005 08:41 pm (UTC)
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This is too amusing. I'm loving these rambling phone posts.
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From:petunia846
Date:August 7th, 2005 09:11 pm (UTC)
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It's the Atlantic. The next conference for my professional organization is at Myrtle Beach, whee! What were all those weird clicky noises while we were listening to the ocean? (The ocean sounds really nice by the way.)

Next stop the Smokey Mountains?
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From:carpedi7
Date:August 7th, 2005 09:35 pm (UTC)
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Too funny, it's kind of disconcerting though because you sound almost exactly like my ex boyfriend. Can't wait for the next installment of "Polter Cow's Vacation"
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From:soleta_nf
Date:August 8th, 2005 01:37 am (UTC)
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It was a "Tegan and Sara" shirt. :)

spectralbovine: Goddam you're funny.
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From:raelee
Date:August 8th, 2005 04:27 am (UTC)
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Thanks :) - I knew I should have recognized it.
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From:alliterator
Date:August 8th, 2005 05:41 am (UTC)
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Hee. It's even funnier because you can just [i]barely[/i] hear the ocean in the background. And I liked that spectralbovine was all, "Here's the ocean and it's full of wat- AH FUCK!" like he didn't expect to get splashed or anything at a beach. Hee.
From:downhill_spiral
Date:August 9th, 2005 04:31 am (UTC)
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ARG!!! I don't live all that far from Myrtle Beach! DAMN!
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From:pica_scribit
Date:June 12th, 2012 08:47 pm (UTC)
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Are you going to be really embarrassed if I told you I actually listened to a couple of these?

(And if I also tell you that I've never watched Veronica Mars are you going to stop speaking to me until I remedy the situation?)
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From:spectralbovine
Date:June 12th, 2012 08:55 pm (UTC)
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HEATHEN.

On the other hand, there's a whole shitload of posts you'll get to skip. Maybe 119 or so.

Hey, I'm glad anyone listens to these things. They were fun to record.

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